Long story short
Been out for birthday
He organised for good friends to meet us for meal and kept it all secret.
He then got bladdered and announced to the pub that I ‘liked it bent over and had teeth’
Luckily I know the people at the pub well enough to brush it off, but I’m a bit kirtified at the same time.
He’s now passed out, and I’m sat mostly fuming. I’ve so far drawn one cock on his face, and am going to check in a bit to see if he’s swapped sides so I can draw another.
Is this unreasonable?