to expect cod to be polite and type so I can understand it

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Lordie! You lot are bonkers!

secret

easywriter you are spot on!

Ooh cheeky monkey.

are you wearing dunglasses

Mhamai, please write colloquially again, I love your irish accent!

Used to work with an Irish guy... LORD, was his voice sexy! (and his bum wasn't bad either )

What are dinglasses?

Welsh Boris, your daughter is a real cutie.

What I want to know is, if all children are sooo very beautiful, then how come they (generally) turn out to be such average (and clearly less beautiful than children) adults?

Ah arse I mean dunglasses! There was me lapin thinking my diction was rather more subdued to keep in with my English neighbours, obviously not!

Sorry! Clearly no-one's gonna touch that on with a barge pole, but let me be the first to tell of the army of aged folk who swear I was the most beautiful thing on two legs in the early seventies. Frankly no-one's beating down my door in the hope of catching a glimpse of my loveliness now. (except darling partner!)

well, easywriter, my DS is going to be a male model (or a footballer, or a filum star. Something lucrative so he can keep his beloved mummy in diamond encrusted Crocs)

Mhamai, it was that "Shoite" that did it!

cod starts loads of great threads daily that are funny. you'd miss her if she went.

though why cod, cod? as a fishy name

why not haddock

Or indeed John Dory!

I disappear for months only to return to find the same old shit in the active conversations list!

COD WHY ARE YOU NOT ANSWERING MY MSN??? And why do I keep getting a message saying you're signing in over..... and over..... again?

Be the holy lamb of divine Jesus lapin and for the love of all that is good and sacred, sure I just couldn't do it I tell ya!

Yay Yay Yay Toothy! how's it goin girl? Mhamai jumps up and down like a delirious seal!

hey mhamai!!! I doing great thanks, apart from being sat in on a saturday night when all that talent is just....well... out there for the pickin. you?

Okay a bit of over excitement there! but good to see you back.

lol... I've been lurking. waiting for a good fight!

Crikey is this a weekly thing now? If cod is going to have a thread about her on a weekly basis, she should be given her own subject header

Same story here I'm afraid, blardy Saturday night and I'm sitting in sans Nora Batty dressing gown, ah well there's a bottle of Wolf Blass chillin nicely in the fridge with my name on it!

hey mhamai.... I've got a choice tonight between Bombay Sapphire and bottle of Jacobs Creek!

Ah fuck it, I'll have both..... why waste drinking time deliberating.

Hi Sackache - I hope you solved your ghost problem.