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to expect cod to be polite and type so I can understand it

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happybiggirl · 21/04/2007 18:42

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FluffyMummy123 · 21/04/2007 20:29

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easywriter · 21/04/2007 20:29

Lordie! You lot are bonkers!

BrassMonkey · 21/04/2007 20:29

secret

ViscountessPetitLapin · 21/04/2007 20:30

easywriter you are spot on!

Mhamai · 21/04/2007 20:30

Ooh cheeky monkey.

southeastastra · 21/04/2007 20:31

are you wearing dunglasses

ViscountessPetitLapin · 21/04/2007 20:33

Mhamai, please write colloquially again, I love your irish accent!

Used to work with an Irish guy... LORD, was his voice sexy! (and his bum wasn't bad either )

Mhamai · 21/04/2007 20:33

What are dinglasses?

easywriter · 21/04/2007 20:35

Welsh Boris, your daughter is a real cutie.

What I want to know is, if all children are sooo very beautiful, then how come they (generally) turn out to be such average (and clearly less beautiful than children) adults?

Mhamai · 21/04/2007 20:35

Ah arse I mean dunglasses! There was me lapin thinking my diction was rather more subdued to keep in with my English neighbours, obviously not!

easywriter · 21/04/2007 20:39

Sorry! Clearly no-one's gonna touch that on with a barge pole, but let me be the first to tell of the army of aged folk who swear I was the most beautiful thing on two legs in the early seventies. Frankly no-one's beating down my door in the hope of catching a glimpse of my loveliness now. (except darling partner!)

ViscountessPetitLapin · 21/04/2007 20:42

well, easywriter, my DS is going to be a male model (or a footballer, or a filum star. Something lucrative so he can keep his beloved mummy in diamond encrusted Crocs)

Mhamai, it was that "Shoite" that did it!

southeastastra · 21/04/2007 20:44

cod starts loads of great threads daily that are funny. you'd miss her if she went.

though why cod, cod? as a fishy name

southeastastra · 21/04/2007 21:00

why not haddock

easywriter · 21/04/2007 21:02

Or indeed John Dory!

Sackache · 21/04/2007 21:02

I disappear for months only to return to find the same old shit in the active conversations list!

COD WHY ARE YOU NOT ANSWERING MY MSN??? And why do I keep getting a message saying you're signing in over..... and over..... again?

Mhamai · 21/04/2007 21:02

Be the holy lamb of divine Jesus lapin and for the love of all that is good and sacred, sure I just couldn't do it I tell ya!

Mhamai · 21/04/2007 21:03

Yay Yay Yay Toothy! how's it goin girl? Mhamai jumps up and down like a delirious seal!

Sackache · 21/04/2007 21:05

hey mhamai!!! I doing great thanks, apart from being sat in on a saturday night when all that talent is just....well... out there for the pickin. you?

Mhamai · 21/04/2007 21:05

Okay a bit of over excitement there! but good to see you back.

Sackache · 21/04/2007 21:06

lol... I've been lurking. waiting for a good fight!

Washersaurus · 21/04/2007 21:07

Crikey is this a weekly thing now? If cod is going to have a thread about her on a weekly basis, she should be given her own subject header

Mhamai · 21/04/2007 21:07

Same story here I'm afraid, blardy Saturday night and I'm sitting in sans Nora Batty dressing gown, ah well there's a bottle of Wolf Blass chillin nicely in the fridge with my name on it!

Sackache · 21/04/2007 21:09

hey mhamai.... I've got a choice tonight between Bombay Sapphire and bottle of Jacobs Creek!

Ah fuck it, I'll have both..... why waste drinking time deliberating.

electra · 21/04/2007 21:11

Hi Sackache - I hope you solved your ghost problem.