After Eight LTB?

[Brokenbutbreathing]

Is taking an After Eight and leaving the paper behind in the box an LTB offence?

Deal done. Book that space mustbemad

Whoop, After Eight mints ahoy!! Space is all yours. You are responsible for shrink wrapping the body so it doesn't smell 😬

STDG tiny origami - yes indeed

Yeh, only a monster would do that.

We used to roll all the Roses papers into another wrapper so it looked (a bit) like another sweet. Then we’d give it to my dad and he’d pretend to be surprised when he opened it to find no chocolate. You can’t do that now with the weird hermetically sealed wrappers (grump grump).

It never ceases to amaze me how low some people's standards are when it comes to relationships like this.

Of course it's LTB territory. I would make him buy a new box first though, make out that everything is ok and then as soon as you get your new box through all his stuff out of the window. Oh, and change the locks! Is the house in your name?

If the house is in his name you have no choice but to bump him off. I agree with above tho, make him replace the chocs first

I think it may be the death warrant. Asphyxiation by After Eight wrappers?

Definitely LTB!! This is on par with people who leave empty wrappers in the tub of roses etc drives me bat shit crazy completely lost my shit with 2 of my siblings one xmas for doing this, but in my defence i was only a few days away from giving birth to my dd