Anyone remember the Flexi-time CF?

[Abouttoblow]

Thought I'd heard the last of her but unfortunately not. Colleague who left her job due to cheeky fuckery with her flexi-time for those of you who missed the first instalment.

I'm moving between fuming, embarrassed and incredulous at the moment. I've also laughed but I think that's shock more than anything
DH and I were out for the afternoon at a Christmas market. Had a lovely day and stopped at an coffee shop with tables outside before coming home.
We'd been there about 10 minutes when I noticed a group of ladies in their 60's a few tables away and one of them was staring straight at me. I didn't recognise her and carried on with chatting with DH. I noticed her again when all her friends started turning round to have a look. I didn't know any of them.
I'm starting to think she may be someone I'd been in contact with in a work capacity as she is looking quite angry. As I said in the original thread I work with children/families and I have been approached by people previously who have been angry and upset. Only a couple of times though.
I continue to ignore it and we're getting ready to leave. DH goes inside to pay and use the loo and the minute he does this lady gets up and comes over, with her takeaway coffee cup in her hand. I can tell by her face it's not going to be a pleasant chat.
She asks if I'm pleased with myself and I say "I'm sorry, I don't know who you are". She says she's FTCF's mother and who do I think I am to refuse her daughter a reference! Do I realise I've ruined her career and I should be ashamed of myself. Everyone is looking now and I don't want to get into it so I just say she really doesn't have all the information.
She then takes the lid off her coffee and empties it into my fucking handbag on the table and walks off!!!!
I'm absolutely gobsmacked
I'm home now and want to call FTCF and give her a mouthful but DH is trying to talk me out of it.
Maybe I should just have a large G&T

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3023633-To-make-an-official-complaint-about-colleague

Oh come on Lelli I'm just about to go to bed and would really love a response. Please?

Away to bed with ye About
It's been a long day. and you need some lovely zzzzzzzsss

Have just finished reading both threads (it took a while!)

About - you're amazing!
Everyone else - you've made me

I'm off to nominate for classics...

Greatest. Thread. Ever. Been reading out the best bits (and there are many) to DH. Our personal favourites are requesting 25p off at Costa for a coffee-to-go in a recyclable handbag, and of course CFCF = Coffee Flinger Cheeky Fucker. Just brilliant!

DH adds his own comment: “I’m only flinging coffee til the coffee flinger comes”.

about you are an absolute . What a family of CF nutcases!

Beans

catkin

I’m not a coffee flinger I’m a coffe flinger’s Mum

Threads like this are my favourite to catch up on during feeds 😁

~ sorry typing with one hand and baby latched

coffee
flinger Mum

I can answer your question About, as a parent of an autistic child who is classed as a service user, I would be absolutely pi**sed off if this was my sons SW/ care manager. Saying that it would explain why we haven't heard from his SW in over 18 months..... thankfully my ds is flourishing now. Not that they would know that....

I am so glad that you were able to give the gentle nudge that management needed by asking for personnel to go over the rules of flexitime with you and your colleagues. You could have been 'vindictive' and basically ran a campaign against your colleague, encouraging other colleagues to submit complaints. You would have been justified to do so! Instead, you gave your colleague an opportunity to realise that her behaviour at work was wrong! She could have quietly changed her behaviour and saved her position in the process. Instead, she chose to fight what were already very fair rules, claiming the rules were victimising her! In the process, she drew so much attention to herself and the obvious pi** she had been taking, forcing your employer into ordering an audit! Only then did she show any understanding that her actions were wrong, as she quickly handed her notice in!

The most disturbing thing about FTCF's behaviour, alongside her utterly selfish behaviour, was the complete lack of concern for the vulnerable service users (children) who were meant to be under her care.

OP, I don't think you sound vindictive at all. I think you're great. I hate it when people take advantage of their employers in the way your ex-colleague did: it's theft, and it puts an unfair burden on their colleagues, which has a huge effect on everyone's productivity.

You did good.

Have you tried our loose leaf Russian Caravan Tea Blend?

THE KREMLIN

RUSSIA

(THE KITCHEN, NEXT TO THE SAMOVAR)

"I hear is no Russian Caravan Tea Blend left, Mr President . . . I bring you . . . . . . . . coooooooffeeeeeeee" "Is Costabucks . . . . . "

"Yes, yes - just put beside plate."

"You leave now!"

"Yes - whoever you are, many appreciations for Costabucks. I are busy man."

"Vanka"

"Da?"

Who that woman?"

"She no-one . . . here . . . more Vwodka?"

"Da, da, da.'

I dread to think what Lady Bracknell would have made of all this

Aaah @SchadenfreudePersonified we've missed Vlad and Vanka!!!

Stephi perfectly worded!

Hope baby enjoyed feed!

Pasib! Comrade SchadenfreudePersonified for an amazing scenario.

Lady Bracknell says.....

Yay!!! Vlad and Vanka are back!!!! Schadenfreude you are genius, da da da

Can anyone tell me how many cubes of sugar are needed to sweeten a handbag?

Traffig

I could't have put it better myself! [thank you for kind comments, people

The Boys just use grated sugar beet. Five or six globes is enough. Neither of them have a sweet tooth

Glorious motherland built on sweet tea, schaden

Perfect, Anatidae my little duckling!

I wonder if Vanka will buy one for Vango for Christmas? Are those delightful handbags in the Kleeneze catalogue? Or the Innovations catalogue (he has already chosen her a She-Wee for long romantic troika journeys across the steppes and is having it tastefully inscribed with their initials and the legend :Now we can 'go' anywhere together")

Oh yay! Now that the CF hags have been banished, everyone can just enjoy the rest of the thread.

Vanka may need to visit the local Beryozka I’m afraid schaden

‘Go anywhere together’ I am actually crying with laughter ....

Yay!! @SchadenfreudePersonified love to hear the banter between Vlad and Vanka!!!

Glad to see Vlad still loves his paella pan from SpanGran!

YaY @ Reanimated SGB

“I’m only flinging coffee till the coffee flinger comes”
@Catkin

Keep losing my dentures on this one!