to still be smiling at this ages after I heard it?

[Baileyscheesecake]

A trailer for the tv comedy Gameface had the line which went something like "Don't pick up the cat. He's just eaten a kebab." This was on tv weeks ago and I still break into a smile when I think of it. AIBU to ask this or just slightly doolally but what other one liners from comedy programmes do people still find funny no matter how many times they hear it or how long ago it was last on tv? Another one that springs to my crazy mind is Basil Fawlty saying "Is this a piece of your brain" to the annoying woman who wouldn't turn her hearing aid on because it used up the batteries.

[bananamonkey]

I love the gay musical ep of The IT Crowd

“I’m disabled!”

[YouTheCat]

Also Pratchett 'When shall we three meet again?' 'Well, I can do next Tuesday'. Every single time I read Wyrd Sisters.

And all Python, especially the Donkey Rides sketch.

All of League of Gentlemen - 'I made a little brown fish' 'We didn't burn him!'.

All Blackadder, especially the Wise Woman.

[ScribblyGum]

George in Seinfeld “Sweet fancy Moses” when he sees Elaine dancing. Just thinking about that scene is making my eyes go all crinkly and watery with laugher.

All Dh has to think about is Kramer doing his posing walk for the Calvin Klein underwear executives and he's gone.

[twofloorsup]

another league of gentlemen "we didn't burn him"
Love it makes me laugh every single time.

[MrsHathaway]

I LOVE MY BRICK

One can reduce my father to helpless laughs by beginning "they've all gone ... to ... the ... Longstanton Spice Museum".

[TarquinGyrfalcon]

Lance and Andy in Detectorists
The delivery and timing of the lines is perfect.

Lance: You haven't met Tony, have you? Maggie's new bloke?
Andy: Don't think so.
Lance: Massive knob.
Andy: Has he?
Lance: No, he is one. Not he's got one. I've got no idea how big his knob is. I imagine it's probably tiny. Probably.

[affectionincoldclimate]

Bloody hell. Phoenix Nights....

In the episode where Brian organised a Family Fun Day in the club with magical children's experience in a portaloo in the garden among other delights there is a scene where Jerry tells Brian a story while in the toilet and at the crucial point he puts his hands under the hand dryer but keeps talking but Brian can't make out what he's saying.
As the dryer stops, Jerry shakes rest of water off and says "And... I woke up covered in piss!"

Kills me every time. I still don't know what the hell the missing bit could be that it ended up with Jerry being covered with piss.

[ACertainRatio]

@Vq1970 it's from Detectorists - you HAVE to watch all 3 series, it's brilliant!

Mine's from Alan Partridge, when he's trying to bond with Builder John: 'I've got access to the kids but they don'twannaseeeeeemeeeeeeeee!'

[MyBoysMyBoys]

Gasp0de garlic, rosemary and salt gets used every time we’re in a kitchen, pretty much.
Plus the beastly mud and oomska.

Great film, hence the username

[ShakeShakeTheMuffin]

30 years old but still makes me smile when I think of it... From red dwarf season 2 episode 5. "We are talking jape of the decade. We are talking April, May, June, July and August fool. That's right. I am Queeg."

[user1471453601]

Reading this, I'm thinking of just one line in Cabin Pressure. The lemon is in play.

I giggle whenever someone says lemon in real life. A bit embarrassing as I like a G&T

[ghostyslovesheets]

so so many - I still have 'vodka margarine' every Christmas

possibly my fave though is this - Stewart's rant from TTOI

[MsJuniper]

But obscure but Hyperdrive:

"Tops but no bottoms? That's ruder than nothing at all"

Often quoted at times of getting ready for bed.

[ReverseGiraffe]

Also love the Gay musical in the IT crowd. And "Sir Digby Chicken Caesar" the first episode with Mr Morris in Friday Night Dinner, especially "Your wall broke my phone!" And "Bunch of penises!"

[TieGrr]

There's a scene in Frasier where Niles insults Frasier and Frasier responds with 'I -
am - WOUNded!' His delivery is amazing.

[zukiecat]

There are too many to mention individually, but, nearly every line in Still Game!

Just the funniest programme either

Also Rikki Fulton in Scotch and Wry

He's drunk after the office Christmas Party and wakes up in the morgue

"I'm in the mortuary, I must be deid"

It's the way he says mortuary

"The morchoo-arry, I'm in the morchoo-arry"

Cracks me up

[AccidentallyRunToWindsor]

Any of Peep Show or Alan Partridge.

[Vq1970]

We quite often use ...

To tell you the truth Gwen, I'm absolutely twatted

And the Inbetweeners 'friends' works on a lot of things as long as you have your thumbs up!

[BabloHoney]

These are brilliant! And I recognise so many of them (hands up if you watch way too much tv

Super Hans from Peep Show..’Nice packet of Crunchy Nuts you’ve got here. Pretty expensive, as I recall’

I can’t go to the cereal aisle of the supermarket without thinking about it!

[mickhucknallspinkpancakes]

The ones that surprised me at how I remember and still laugh at them:

The mum in Love Actually to prime minister Hugh Grant : "well 8 is a lot of legs David"

Dinnerladies: "have you seen my Clint?"

Royle Family when Denise was going to make Christmas dinner and says: "Do you want a leg" to everyone...



The Alan Rickman answering machine on Family Guy:

[Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g]

BTW, does everybody know there's a new League of Gentlemen series starting on Monday 18th December? I'm very, very excited!

[PasstheStarmix]

More Doubtfire: 'it was a run by fruiting'
Short circuit: 'your mother was a snow blower.'

[PasstheStarmix]

Mrs*

[PasstheStarmix]

Friends Ross: 'we were on a break!'

[mickhucknallspinkpancakes]

And Jim Broadbent in Blackadder as the translator:

My favourite Father Ted moment that will always crack me up is:

"Don't call me Len, you little bollocks!"