Hi everybody, yesterday we (I and two DCs) had the privilege of travelling to a big North American city (we live in a smallish town) and, being a bit of a culture vulture, one of the things we did was visit the city art gallery. Since nobody IRL seems to want to talk about "Art", here I am.
So one floor had an exhibit called "Self-portraits", and it had works through the centuries by the great masters, eg Rubens, Rembrandt, also David Hockney, Lucien Freud, and it was absolutely fascinating.
The second floor was showcasing important / influential "Modern Art", and I guess here is where the AIBU really begins. Basically I know there are tons of parodies and satires about Modern Art (a particularly charming episode of Jeeves and Wooster comes to mind), and I know the standard smart-ass answer to "I could have drawn this" is "But you didn't". But really? Huge monochrome canvases, just white, or red, or yellow. Other canvases, not so huge, covered with random squiggles and splashes. (not Jackson Pollock). Or lines of black and white (not op-art as far as I could tell). Or circles of pastels. I am a mere layman, but you couldn't help comparing the workmanship gone into the works of the first floor, not to mention the sheer beauty and wonder, which is what I guess is considered "real art", to the "Modern Art" .
I know there are tons of works by professional critics explaining exactly what is so arresting and important about the squiggles and the monochromes. And depending on the circles you move, you are either "edgy" to say you think it's shite, or a provincial peasant (I am the latter, I would say). But, there you go, I think "Modern Art" (not the Hockney and Freud- but the squiggles and scratchings and monochromes) is shite, and a scam. AIBU?