No Janet you can’t OWN running

[Janetsadick]

It’s not “your” hobby.

Nobody is stealing your thunder by taking up running.

If you faux roll your eyes and mention it again I’m going to throw a fucking stapler at your head

AIBU?

it's 'her' breed and now she has had to go out and spend 2k

French bulldog?

British bulldog?

Bernese?

Newfoundland?

Longhaired staffordshire fox poodle?

I OWN WINE HAAAAAAAAA

These people never got the whole concept of enjoying sharing an interest did they?

I bet they were the little twats at school who would never share a rubber or scissors. Bastards.

Sorry - should have read further. Frenchies it is,

Haha
Clearly im not the Janet of spelling 😂😂
I do mean Stationery Janet although she may be stationary Janet once I've thrown a stapler at her face. 🤔

Janet in my office (she is actually called Janet) claimed my good idea as her own and wrote it in the minutes. Fucking bastard Janets.

I bet they were the little twats at school who would never share a rubber or scissors. Bastards.

But if you lend someone your felt tips they will come back with the nibs all presses in and they will have coloured over a dark colour with the yellow.

I used to have a westie called Janet. All of this abuse would have upset her.

Did she own you Schaden?

I have two friends. Both pregnant at the same time but one due a good few months before the other.
Anna has her baby and discusses with Betty the names they rejected. Betty has her baby, the same sex as Anna’s. Betty names her baby one of the names rejected by Anna. It’s a name in the top 20.
Anna loses her shit because she owns that name.

My god - she did!

Are you psychic Sassy?

Remember the gap yah bore from college? I used to work with her, only she was 40 by then and the fucking janet of all travelling. 'Cause the rest of us wage slaves were just tourists.

Justabadwife

Oh Janet you boring old bat, whatever will you say next?

Omnipresence goes with the Claus territory Schaden. It's a burden I just have to bear

I own caravanning. I discovered a caravan about 2 years ago and now I sit in it often.

My caravan is the only one worth having, so there’s no point in anyone else doing the sitting in caravan thing.

My caravan has a fridge to keep bottles in; some fairy lights; a record player; a bookshelf, and bunting, with a nautical nod.

Our Janet owns selfies. I know this as she posts umptyeleven of her pouting fuckface weekly.

What are you talking about?

I owned a campervan and therefore I owned campervanning. Until I sold it. Now I can't be arsed. Someone else is welcome to own it because emptying chemical toilets and showering in a cubic centimetre of space is not worth owning.

I own a chap who owns feeling like a superhero after emptying the caravan loo, ginger. He isn’t allowed in, but has access through an outside cupboard on the caravan.

He loves me and wants to do this for me because my hair is ginger. I have never owned campervanning (although I did own camping for many years), so you can’t be me... therefore you can’t possibly own ginger.

Well fuck you all I own Janets.

Even running Janet?!

Yep

@Shockers as my username has ginger in it, I TOTALLY own ginger. And what's more I speak for all gingers everywhere. I AM GINGERJANET

That’s a big responsibility.