No Janet you can’t OWN running

[Janetsadick]

It’s not “your” hobby.

Nobody is stealing your thunder by taking up running.

If you faux roll your eyes and mention it again I’m going to throw a fucking stapler at your head

AIBU?

Apparently I own constipation.... Just putting it out there.... or not in my case 😩
As you were😂
Janet is a twat. I dislike anyone called Janet, i must own that too 😊

She's not owning cocktails now aswell is she

She is very fond of saying, 'well just rest Sunday'

^

Oh yeah, baby baby baby

Do the Americans have Janet's?

I can imagine Ina Garten being a Janet

(buddering stuff though, not running, well maybe running, but only after Jeffrey and budder )

I own Prague

Often wondered what you call this one...
she joins a club offers to do everything she can, upsets people and leaves in a huff.
Repeat with next group.
but it's always other people who are at fault.
How can a grown woman have 6 jobs in 4 years and be bullied in everyone.

I don’t know anyone called Janet but I know enough Janet’s.

Ask her if shes the one who thought it was her idea to breathe...

Yes, it's true there are sub-genres of Janeting.

My Janet also janets the shit out of being a member of my family.

And technically she was there first as the first born, but she has never forgiven my 3 brothers and I for hustling in on her patch.

Well thinking about it Janet may well have thought of running.
Does she wear a skirt made of animal skin and walk around with a club by any chance? 😂 You must ask her what anti ageing cream she uses 🤣

We have a Janet in our office. She owns whatever the current topic of conversation is in the office. She knows everything about everything and back again. We also have another Janet in the office who is exactly the same. The conversations are very funny to listen to as a bystander.

Names have been changed to protect identifies but one of them is called Janet

I have just de-registered after YEARS to post on this thread because it made me laugh so much...

I had a friend Janet who OWNED every city she ever visited in the 80s. Every time anyone went anywhere from 1992 onwards, Berlin, Jerusalem, Paris, New York, it was just such a touristy place with no soul left and we should have seen it in the 80s. I did point out that people who visited in the 70s could say that to her but she was having none of it. Everywhere's a shit tourist destination now, we should have all gone in the 80s when it was gritty. Fuck off Janet.

Thank you MN, this brings me back to the good old days

TracyBeakerSoYeah

Unless you went to Prague in the 80s then you didn't see the real Prague. My Janet already owns it.

@mummmy2017 I think I know this one.... I have known one of those...

She joins things, takes on all the responsibilities then fails/flakes out of things and flees the scene of the crime yet somehow it's never her fault... over and over.

I call this a Susan.

I own Prague.

I own Prague and I have the paperwork to prove it.

@DJBaggySmalls I'm crying at Anti-Janet Can I have it on a t-shirt please, or perhaps a badge?

@Cracker09jacker I LOVE the Good Place! And we love Janet!
I total Janet The Good Place.
I Janet Janet.

Cracker, yes, yes she is.

Never doubt that the Janet-matrix is real.

OMG cracker I'm watching that at the moment and hadn't clicked. You are SO right.

Except that Janet in the Good Place isn't as much of an arsehole as Janet's usually are. Far less irritating. Also she actually DOES know everything... which is far less annoying than someone who just THINKS they know everything.

I don't think she can be their leader but she may be their inspiration and subject of worship....

@ExFriendofJanet me too! Lurked for years, but this thread was too good to miss.

AND ...I Janet Venice because I went there twice and found a Salvador's Dali exhibition by accident and bought something. So I also Janet Salvador Dali because I practically know the guy!!!!!!

Has anyone figured out what male Janets are called yet? Are they still Janets? Or can we call them Brads, perhaps?

My old flatmate dated a total Brad who owned cooking. All cooking. Any time I was making dinner he’d come in and be all ‘Oh you’re cooking, I see, what spices are you going to use? Hmm, yes, good choice, but I’d go easy on the paprika if I were you. Oh, you’re chopping the onion like that? That’s one way but here, let me show you how I do it’

NOBODY ASKED YOU, BRAD.

frieda I think 'Manet' (rhymes with Janet.* Not like the artist) was agreed on.*