Jezza

[EivissaSenorita]

I can't stop looking at this pic! Sex on a stick! 😍

Yea Butchy I imagined he was rolling up his sleeves to deal with me swoons

Isn't 'sexy-lefty' an oxymoron?

I have a secret lust for Jeremy Corbyn too .

I’m not even 100% into all of his politics. I’d vote for him, but I’m not a mega fan iyswim. So it’s not the politics.

Um... is it just me assuming OP is taking the piss?

My stomach can't cope with the alternative...

I can't help imagining he's about to give a cow an internal examination.
Which is off putting.

Thought it had to be Jeremy *unt, but I'm a GP so that's always my assumption when Jezza is mentioned!

It's that slight swelling of his belly and the straining buttonhole that's giving me the fanny gallops.....

Now see i thought the title would mean that Jeremy Clarkson had done something dickish again - so I was already outraged and disgusted before I clicked.

Luckily

Really? This circus ringmaster who exploits vulnerable people for entertainment? This supreme manipulator who wheels them on, winds them up then pats them back down again in order to perform effectively for their 20 minute slot?
You like that?

To each their own I guess. Personally I find him repugnant.

I thought he was going to shoot up too.

Love him!!

Yanbu

I know exactly what you mean about sexy lefty men!!!!!!!

I too love sexy lefties. He is a very attractive man but his politics just make me love him more

He's got a lot of hard work ahead.

Eyebleach, apparently.

There must be something about the men named Jeremy because: Clarkson, Kyle and Corbyn = bleurgh, bleurgh and bleurgh (not envy).

That's put me right off my omelette.

Is he rolling up his sleeves to make a start on the washing up?

He’s got that determined, masterful look in his eyes of someone about to open a new box of Brillo pads and damn the expense.

Once he’s done the pots and pans, he’ll settle down to a mug of hot Bovril and a jam sandwich.

Kyle, yes.
Corbyn, no!

still shameful

Yuck, smarmy and slimy. Trying to win popularity.

Erm no thank you.

He is repulsive.

OP I'm with you. I'm 29 years old and I soooooo would!!