To ask for the times you've caught your partner out (Lighthearted)

[Butterfr33]

I'll start... On our way out one time, my DP's phone connected automatically to the car and began to play. Que the sound of moaning and groaning and DP's frantic arms frailing all around the car. Yup, he'd been watching porn and not closed the tab. I was furious at the time but can laugh at it now.

This thread isn't about the rights and wrongs of watching porn btw! Just some lighthearted laughs!

I have had similar encounters like this, would be fuming too

My DH once hid a porn mat under his pillow. I was more annoyed at his pathetic attempt to hide it then the mag itself

I can't help but laugh every time I read this " que flailing arms 👀😂

Mine absolutely swore he had walked the dogs one day. It was raining and he gave me a spiel about how they had gotten dirty and he had painstakingly cleaned them up etc.....

I then realised I had the dog leads In the back of my car..... which had gone to work with me. Busted!

Haha! It was a mixture of DP trying to get his phone with me trying to stop him!

When dc were little, dh and I were dieting together. He was doing really well and I was impressed because he loved snicker bars. Both shopping at supermarket, dh took dd to entrance to have a ride on the little car thingy whilst I paid for shopping. Came out quicker than expected and there he was, chomping on a snicker whilst dd was enjoying the ride! wonder how many times he'd done that?

Back in the summer I called dp from work and asked if he could hang the washing out as I completely forgot. He said he'd already done it when he got up before he had even eaten breakfast . I figured it would only need a few hours as it was a warm, breezy day.

I came home on my lunch and dp was in the garden with the full basket of washing. Nothing was on the line. He looked at me in horror and said he was just bringing the washing in. I knew he had just got it out the machine though as the washing machine door was open and the clothes was all in a wet heap in the basket. I didn't tell him I knew. He then just stood awkwardly in the garden till I left again.

Luckily when I got home that evening the washing was dried and he had folded it in a nice pile. He even rubbed a towel across his face to show me how well it had dried. It still makes me laugh now.

@Domani - Cheating with chocolate! Think I'm rather jealous! He was doing well yet managing to munch snickers

@sandytime - haha that's a classic! Very nice of you to not let on you knew

Another time, I'd gone to bed before him, went back downstairs for something and he was watching the babes channel (or whatever it was called) He turned it off as fast as he could and I told him to carry on watching and sat next to him He was so uncomfortable with me there it was funny and I was saying things like "oooh, it's good this innit? I like the way they bounce up and down with their bums in the air". Snort..... ffs, men!!

That's brilliant! I bet he was dying inside! Nice way to make him squirm!