We could open up their shitty palaces and have tourists look in their bedrooms.
Hang on - I thought you were going to put the poor in those bedrooms?
It's all smoke and mirrors and doesn't fool me for an instant.
Mmm, you do seem pretty sharp! 
Luckily, none of you will ever have a say on the matter!! So you can sit there drawing moustaches on your fivers to your hearts content - they're here to stay & will be waving at people from Gold Carriages long after you've choked on your own bile!!! 