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AIBU that visiting Santa is a total mission these days!

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thegreenlight · 17/11/2017 10:59

Had a festive day out booked for 4 year old DS for a few weeks - sitting smug thinking it was all sorted. Read between the lines when checking recently and realised there is no meeting with Santa (despite it being £54 for 90 minutes Confused! Aghhh! Cue panicky trying to find a Santa 'late' in the day. Have booked a fab one but will be taking DS out of school for a day as all weekends are booked up (breaking up super late here this year) I am so stressed! If you don't book in October you don't stand a chance! Tell me it wasn't always thus!

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Readermumof3 · 17/11/2017 15:55

Ah thanks @KingLooieCatz for jogging my memory. We did indeed do the Santa steam train when each DC was small. Mind you that was mainly to entertain my dad 😂 We lost him the first year and found him amongst engines in a part not open to the public. DS1 was 15mths and dad was 55 🙈

MyOtherNameIsAFordFiesta · 17/11/2017 16:02

Lol @PuppyMonkey ! Skipping school will definitely put you on the naughty list, OP!

Honestly, I've never even considered anything other than school fair or local church Santa. Usually a couple of quid (which goes to a good cause), photo and present included, special needs catered for with no hassle, just jump onto the queue when it's short (and you can have a cup of lukewarm tea or weak juice while you wait), and if Santa's too scary, at least it only cost 2 quid.

CherryChasingDotMuncher · 17/11/2017 16:07

Our local farm park is charging £80 for a family of four (2 adults 2 kids) to see Santa. It’s pure extortion. And you queue to see the fat bastard for about 2 hours, which is always fun with small children.

I found our local garden centre the best place. £6, and you get given a rough time slot (eg between 2 and 2.30). You don’t have to queue you can go in the cafe and they come shout your name when Santa is ready for you. The kids then get to choose their own present. That is the least complicated by far round these parts. Total nightmare!

RedToothBrush · 17/11/2017 16:10

I didn't really do the special visits to Santa as a child. I didn't like the experience of talking to a strange man in a costume. Mainly because even as a small child, I knew it was an imposter dressed up as Santa and it was rather scary and I knew the REAL Santa lives in Lapland.

Cos I wasn't fucking dumb six year old.

How did Santa know what I wanted? How did he know what you wanted as kids?

He got a letter delivered by post (I believe he does email these days too) or he 'just knew' because he was Santa and knew what every child wanted, not because he was told by one of these money grabbing charlatans.

Then he comes to deliver presents by sleigh with his real life magic reindeer on Christmas Eve. Coming down the chimney or letting himself in with his magic key or fairy door if you live somewhere without a chimney.

The way you are going on about it, you are in serious danger of sounding like you are saying that Christmas will be totally ruined if you haven't done Tat Santa.

I'm absolutely not saying don't do the 'Christmas Event' with the sparkling lights, markets, decorations, tat and mulled wine etc etc. It is fun. But the Santa visit in the midst of it, shouldn't be the thing that makes or breaks it. You don't HAVE to do it.

If the visit to Santa is such a big deal go and do it properly, and get on a plane and go and see the snow, reindeers and Santa in bloody Lapland. (You are too late for this year, booking starts in January).

You seem to have forgotten and stopped believing in the Real Santa.

Santa is about the magic of him, not about hanging around shopping centres in a hut surrounded by astro turf covered with industrial cotton wool with a bunch of decorations which you've paid over the odds to enter.

Christmas for kids is about creating that magic of special memories and traditions. The visit to Plastic Santa isn't everything. You can't buy the best magic. Even with modern day rampant commercialism that doesn't change.

In buying into the whole Santa experience like this, you are inadvertently saying that if you don't visit Fake Santa that he won't come. Or you are missing out if you don't. What happens to the kids who can't visit Crap Santa? What does your child repeat to the other kids at school and how does that ruin the magic for others?

Santa should ultimately be about small little fun gifts and the ritual of it whilst you wait for the family to wake up, with the bigger gifts from parents later in the day. Why? Cos Santa thinks of all the kids, not just the rich kids. That's the fucking point - he delivers to ALL the good Christmas of the World - and that's why he's so amazing for managing to do it all in a single night. To be blunt about it: Santa is a Socialist not a Capitalist!!!

You need to leave space in your Christmas Dream so that the shopping centre visit to Santa isn't the main focal point and the be all and end all. That's for the magic of the big night.

THATS what will keep the magic alive for your kids longer than any Grotto. I speak as someone who still is visited by Santa on Christmas Eve aged 39, long after I was too tall to sneak into Tat Santa's Den and greedily ask for the newest toy with a cracking Christmas advertising campaign.

What do you remember from Christmas? Truthfully, I remember the traditions and the rituals not the presents. I remember spending time with cousins. I remember my Dad's work Christmas Party and know that Santa was there, but that was not the memory that has stayed with me. The excitement was never about a man in a red suit.

Seriously, I think you need to re-evaluate what you are doing and what is really important and exactly what the magic is about. Use your imagination.

HTH.

StealthPolarBear · 17/11/2017 16:10

What the hell does stupid smart mean

ilovesooty · 17/11/2017 16:14

What will you be telling the school when he's absent that day?

ginplease8383 · 17/11/2017 16:15

OP you are so fucking funny Hmm
What a thing to say, tongue in cheek or not. Honestly.

StealthPolarBear · 17/11/2017 16:15

Presumably that she's giving the thickos time to catch up.

catiinbo0ts · 17/11/2017 16:15

Stealth it’s an oxymoron is t it?

StealthPolarBear · 17/11/2017 16:15

Really unpleasant op

catiinbo0ts · 17/11/2017 16:16

isn’t

GaryBarlowsTaxReturn · 17/11/2017 16:29

OP it’s the same round here, all the good stuff is booked up & lots of things are costing £50 for a family of 3. Bonkers.

Notso · 17/11/2017 16:52

How do you spend £50 odd quid without knowing what you're getting? Maybe get your son to book it next year Grin

I think Father Christmas visits have become a hassle because a lot of people are all about the 'experience' these days, staged fun is big business.
We don't really do FC visits, the kids know they aren't real and I hate the feeling of being ripped off. Add queues full of whining children and mooning parents, that's not the #memories I want to make.

rosybell · 17/11/2017 17:27

We also just go to the school fair- £1.50 and the kids kind of love knowing it’s really the caretaker! Honestly - visiting Santa is not what makes Christmas magical. It’s being with family and getting to eat chocolate for breakfast in my kids opinion!

Pasithea · 17/11/2017 17:28

If he was so ahead and bright he would have sussed the whole Santa crap.

Or maybe the op is worried about him finding out. —after all he’s 14 next year—

TefalTester123 · 17/11/2017 17:35

There’s a market here for Facetimes with Santa.

MaximumVolume · 17/11/2017 17:43

We go to our local National Trust property. I think it's £4 per child to see FC (we're NT members so general admission is covered).

thegreenlight · 17/11/2017 18:13

I love how personal people get about a specific child! I was clearly joking when I said they could catch up - I simply meant I don't feel guilt about taking him out as he isn't learning anything new and won't 'miss' anything. National trust properties around here are all already booked up, school doesn't do Santa at Christmas fair and the reason I didn't know there was no Santa at the booked place was because I didn't book it, a family member did. I panicked as I didn't want my child to not meet Santa - he's at the age now where he writes a letter to him and believes. Sorry if some of you feel he is backwards for still believing in Santa at 4 years old Hmm.

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Ragwort · 17/11/2017 18:16

I get there are two camps, people who care and those who don't give a shit. Hmm

I care about Christmas, I love the season, I like to care for others who aren't as lucky as my own DC - I wouldn't dream of spending £54 on a trip to 'Santa' - not because I don't 'give a shit' but because I do care about the selfish, entitled world we live in.

What odd priorities you must have.

thegreenlight · 17/11/2017 18:22

Obviously the thousands of people who are happy to spend money meeting Santa/doing the whole Christmas experience thing that have made it so difficult for me to book anything mid November do not frequent mumsnet. Plainly I asked in the wrong place - I am by no means unusual in wanting my 4 year old to meet Santa. I was simply bemoaning the fact that due to unforeseen circumstances I have left it too 'late' to book anything at the weekend.

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thegreenlight · 17/11/2017 18:28

And I love the way that because I said something done of you don't like about unspecified children (that was a tongue in cheek joke) you can pile in and be absolutely vile about my child and that's ok. I hope you enjoy your miserable cheap, non-consumerist Christmas. In sure your self satisfaction and hypocrisy will keep you all snuggly and warm this festive season Confused.

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CannotEvenThink · 17/11/2017 18:29

We go to the village fair. Couple of quid, decent santa, a few stalls. Job done.

Mamabear4180 · 17/11/2017 18:32

Huh? Santa's everywhere in December? Shopping centres, fete's, school fair, any type of garden centre/market/town centre? Why would anyone pay more than about £5?

A day off school to see santa! Blimey Confused

Although I think at 4 he should definitely still believe. Not even need to suspend disbelief yet surely?

thegreenlight · 17/11/2017 18:34

As I've already said, garden centres and national trust places all booked - I was saying how crazy it is that I NEED to think so far in advance. I'm pleased it's not such a mission for everyone else, must just be where I live.

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Mamabear4180 · 17/11/2017 18:42

It must be! What a shame and how annoying.