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to think the Aldi advert above looks like a penis ?

30 replies

AlphaBites · 09/11/2017 13:39

[blush ]Or is that my dirty my mind ?

to think the Aldi advert above looks like a penis ?
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AlphaBites · 09/11/2017 13:41

Hmm Not sure what happened there above. Actually looking at it again I think it looks like a turd.

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alltoomuchrightnow · 09/11/2017 13:42

what the hell is that meant to be?! It looks like the meat in a kebab shop, or a weird penis looking creature from the seabed

Bluntness100 · 09/11/2017 13:43

Doesn’t look like any I’ve ever seen. You must have had some really unfortunate partners if that what they looked like . Grin

PinkHeart5914 · 09/11/2017 13:44

What kind of penis have you been looking at? 😂 That isn’t like any I’ve seen.

BenLui · 09/11/2017 13:45

It’s just you. Looks like a carrot to me...

Longdistance · 09/11/2017 13:47

Yes, it looks phallic. I thought it was too, when it caught my eye Blush

Only1scoop · 09/11/2017 13:49

YANBU

A festive one at that

Then I always think Skoda car symbols are flying Peni' with a jaunty feather.

TheGhostsOfPresidentsYetToCome · 09/11/2017 13:50

That would be one battered, scabby penis. I wouldn't be going anywhere near that!

EvilDoctorBallerinaRoastDuck · 09/11/2017 13:51

It's an extremely tapered penis. Hmm

InsomniacAnonymous · 09/11/2017 13:51

It's just you. It's clearly a carrot.

AlphaBites · 09/11/2017 14:57

@LongDistance - I'm glad it's not just me !

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ASDismynormality · 09/11/2017 15:01

I think it looks slightly phalic and I'm sure that's the intention of having the carrot at that angle.

Biscuits101 · 09/11/2017 15:02

I thought exactly the same!

Spangles1963 · 09/11/2017 15:53

If my DP had a penis like that I'd be thinking Hmm.

Bunchofdaffodils · 09/11/2017 15:57

Yanbu! I keep thinking that too, out of the corner of my eye.

GirlInASwirl · 09/11/2017 16:01

Looks like a Carro-Penis to me

NewLove · 09/11/2017 16:04

Have you seen tescos nut milk?

to think the Aldi advert above looks like a penis ?
Changingagain · 09/11/2017 16:07

Out of the corner of your eye, yes, probably deliberately to get your attention.

Changingagain · 09/11/2017 16:08

Grin it's got nothing on that milk though

camdentown17 · 09/11/2017 16:14

I'm sniggering away here at the Tesco butter milk!God I'm childish Grin

bingbongnoise · 09/11/2017 16:17

Nope. Looks like a carrot.

You filthy mare OP! Grin

bingbongnoise · 09/11/2017 16:18

OMG that milk carton though! ^ Shock

GrumpyOldBag · 09/11/2017 16:22

kebab

Happyemoji · 09/11/2017 16:35

Even vegetables are sexualised to make money 😂 .

Spangles1963 · 09/11/2017 16:48

Re.the Tesco's nut milk carton,it looks like one has been circumcised and the other one hasn't. Grin