Worst thing you have ever seen staying at an Airbnb

[scoobyloobyloo]

Tonight I was made to take my shoes off when stepping inside the house and was later confronted by the horror which is a RAINBOW TOWELLING TOILET SEAT!!

I can’t wee until I leave the house in 10 hours time!!

What’s the worst thing you’ve found in an Airbnb?

Well, now I'm offended that she's not offended.

So shove that in your toilet seat cover and smoke it.

That seat is just fucking ugly.

Phew, I thought maybe littlebat was the airbnb owner. That would be awkward...

Where's Bungle when you need him - I'm tempted to post that on other threads as well, just at random ...!

Well, how about covering it in toilet roll then. Not ideal I know.

Ooh imagine what that beauty is hiding....

Nope scoobyloo
But I need to know what type of person you're renting from? Are they hippie's?

wow towelling look on the practical side when you finished weeing just slide off it wiping yourself dry at the same time

Lift the seat up before weeing? (not ideal, but under the circumstances....)

Gosh. I'd prefer a loo brush.

Ffs, just lift the seat up!

Use washing up gloves to remove it then take it to the garden and set fire to it. You'd be doing them a favour.

Put a carrier bag over it and cut a hole in the middle?

Just not going to drink anything til I leave...

Wrap it in cling film

It’s lighthearted Alexa I hope you’re not offended.

A dead mouse on the kitchen floor. Found it in the morning after spending a reasonably pleasant night, including using the kitchen and it definitely hadn't been there then, so must have been running around while I was asleep and keeled over halfway across!

Yuck to the loo seat cover but could you not just lift it up? Yes it's gross to sit on toilet rim rather than seat, but better then the disgusting cover and definitely better than holding a wee in for 10 hours?

I’m going to compile a top ten of favourite ideas of how to tackle this issue.

Back in a min.

That's grim.

I've been very lucky with air bib accomodation, no furry bog seats here.

Little

1. Use washing up gloves to remove it then take it to the garden and set fire to it. You'd be doing them a favour.

1. Put a carrier bag over it and cut a hole in the middle.

1. Wrap it in cling film

1. Cover it in loo roll

1. Take it off

1. Hover

1. Ffs just lift the seat up

Need 3 more solutions to this problem...

Half a joint in a wee test tube case. Granted we were in Amsterdam 😂

Leave a skid on it?