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AIBU?

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To murder my neighbour?

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CopperHandle · 24/10/2017 10:11

(light hearted, in case that isn't clear)

He's a nice man, bit odd perhaps, but always waved and we take it in turns to put each other's bins out, collect parcels etc. He has awful taste in music, but keeps it down - it's just thin walls unfortunately.

However, he is a persistent, malicious and continuous whistler.
It's constant. From about 6am (in the courtyard directly below my bedroom window so he's practically in bed worth me, doing it in my ear) to 10pm he whistles. Tunelessly.
I hate whistling with an irrational passion. It serves no purpose other than to entertain the perpetrator and, in my mind, is the sort of thing that serial killers do when skinning their victims.

WIBU to kill him?

and for those who will inevitably take the serious note, roll their eyes and tell me to ask him to stop - I'm far too much of a coward

OP posts:
LotusBomb · 25/10/2017 07:39

*Apparently pigs will eat every bit of a human body so there would be nothing left for anyone to find

I'm pretty sure that's of Hannibal fame.*

I've never seen Hannibal but I vividly remember this episode of Criminal Minds!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 25/10/2017 08:37

Yes, Lotus - I knew of this delightful aspect of piggy lang before Hannibal (or Criminal Minds) but can't remember where I learned it.

Perhaps it is just a useful bit of racial memory, like the instinct to devour chocolate to protect against famine, or the awareness of what a spider is even if you've never seen one in your life before - you know - the survival instincts Mother Nature blesses us with.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 25/10/2017 08:38

*I have no idea what the autocorrect made "lang" out of - can't eve remember what I was typing at the time Hmm

Charl12345 · 25/10/2017 11:37

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echt · 25/10/2017 11:51

Am I being unreasonable I have a 19 month old with my partner he has two older boys fron his ex wife 9 and 5 I would love to have another baby in a year or two but my other half doesn't think he can cope he is disabled I work full time nights I don't want to force him to have another child with me but he doesn't want me to resent him if we don't I just don't know what to do as I would love another child but I have to think of him too. Help need some advice I'm so confused

Yeah but does he whistle? In which case, bin him.

I think you've posted on the wrong thread, Charl

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