To wonder why a man in the office next to mine asked whether I've ever got a train to work?

[Mimsy123]

I told him I haven't, but was just shocked that he would think I have. I work in an office, why does he assume that I can fix trains?

Boom boom.

What? Fix what trains?

Ohhhh that's older than me! 😂

Oh I see. It's a joke.

Bugger me bandy. Unfunniest joke ever.

I don’t get it...what am I missing?

Oh right, I had to think about that,,,

A train to work, as in have you ever repaired a train, made a faulty one operational.

Did you get the train to work?

Did you commute to this workplace by train?
Or
Did you fix the train?

Ok. I think I get it. Terrible, terrible play on words complicated by the fact I get the train to work!

Not even funny

Tell us another, Jim Davidson.

I quite like it. I like a play on words.

More Tommy Cooper than Jim Davidson I reckon

Speaking of which, did anyone see the thing on Twitter recently where someone has posted excerpts from Jim Davidson's autobiography? It was really disturbing and quite upsetting.

Haha treacle I was just trying to pluck a shit, old comedian from the back of my head.

I was just trying to pluck a shit, old comedian from the back of my head.

There are a lot of unnecessarily nasty, angry and bitchy people on here aren’t there? I posted an inoffensive, jokey comment - and look at some of the responses. I’m not bothered about me, and the reaction, but seriously, I think some of you need to look at your lives!

It took me an embarrassing amount of time to get that even with the explanation

Crap joke but only because I’m a bit rubbish and had to read it a few times before I got it.
Personally, I am more excited that the witches are back!

And...... a GLITTER BALL!!!!

Now look here, OP!

Your opening post was extremely silly!

Which means I liked it.

I thought it was quite funny.

Thanks I mean, seriously, we’ve probably all got enough to worry about but some of the responses to this had me shaking my head. I love it when people say something is crap, but offer nothing in response. Go on then, you lot who said it’s ‘crap’ etc. Tell us a joke.

I don't understand why anyone had difficulty understanding the joke.

😂

Daft.

I love shit jokes. Like the one about the magic tractor who drove down the road and turned into a field.

I laughed.