To wonder why a man in the office next to mine asked whether I've ever got a train to work?

[Mimsy123]

I told him I haven't, but was just shocked that he would think I have. I work in an office, why does he assume that I can fix trains?

Ummm is it a joke? Sorry didn't do it for me.

There are a lot of unnecessarily nasty, angry and bitchy people on here aren’t there?

Yes, bunch of miserable buggers. Fuck off the thread if you don't find it funny. No need to piss on anyone's chips.

Ba-dum-tss

???? blimey. Makes me wonder who the angry ones really are.

Not angry.. Miserable

I really did not get the joke one bit. Others telling some to fuck off the thread too is a bit off.

I don't usually like Jimmy Carr, but his 'venison's dear/deer isn't it?' is funny.

Well it amused me

love a corny joke - thanks Mimsy - cheered me up

How dare you not put lighthearted in your title????

Didn't mean that to come up as a link.. oh well

God I posted this on the wrong thread! Was meant to go with my grin!

Grandad is that you?

Dipping How dare you put lighthearted in a thread and make it some kind of a link

I don't get it

Oh rightyho .. Read it again .. Think ive got it now

I know these jokes are cheesy. But I think they're grate.

Ha ha, I enjoyed that pun. I thought it was going to be some angsty thread by a paranoid OP wondering whether the bloke in the next office was a stalker

Yeah Ive got it now too. Quite funny really. But guessing the ones laughing first off cyberly sort of know the OP.

But guessing the ones laughing first off cyberly sort of know the OP.

No. Do you think she pm'd us first and asked to make sure to laugh?

She PMed me, Orlando, didn't you get your instructions to laugh?

tut

Back in the twighlight zone again.

YANBU. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?