No no no no no

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I'll start this off:

The mom outside school today who said to her 3-year old: "Move it! Fuckin' hell, why are you so slow!"

Skinny jeans on men.

Aware I have probably made multiple SPaG errors in the above essay. The Grammar Police (and Teachers in general) are coming for me..

Best round up my inlaws and tell them to try harder at saying asked instead of arksed.
Shall I tell them anything else about their natural home dialect is lazy?

People who refer to their children and their pets as siblings

I have a friend who will tell her dog I can't take you for a walk today because your sister has a dance concert" and other such rubbish!

young men with huge beards ( unless/ cultural/religious)
crocs
men in skinny jeans with them rolled up to 3/4 length - often accompanied with sockless loafers.... why???

@WorraLiberty that would be me! I say dude or buddy ALL the time.

@OSETmum that would be me too!

Middle-aged men who take cycling really seriously, have all the gear and bikes that cost over £1,000.

They seem to think the world should get out of the way for them. Please just go around. You are all arses.

Everythink! Anythink! Somethink Nothink!

The man telling his son off by gripping his face around the chin and jaws and right in his face, up against a wall.

Every jobsworth I have ever met. I have met a lot.

#makingmemories

#authenticlife

#wildernesswanderlust

People who write ect when they mean etc. Just stop it now.

#girlswithmuscles

EVERYONE has muscles in their body.

I think I need to remove myself from IG for a while.

People who 'talk down' to shop assistants because they are shop assistants and not brain surgeons.

Some of us are doing it because we like it, and have degrees, arsehole.

@runrabbitrunrabbit, I know exactly what you mean about the men in the long leather coats. I'm being unfair though - it's only 'cause I saw one of them.being really rude to a bus driver. Now I've tared them all with the same brush.

"I think your right"

"She could of asked"

Most spelling mistakes I can handle quit happily, but these make my skin crawl. Have never understood why they wind me up so much

People who park on double yellow lines/zig-zags by zebra crossings/on the pavement but have their hazard lights on. 99% of them are just waiting to pick someone up or check their phone. Or pick their kids up from local school

#makingmemories or #soblessed on social media

Spitting in public

Smoking

Vaping

"Sank", "Sunk" or "Summink" - all on local selling pages

People who make that horrible gutteral snort when sucking snot into their throats. Makes me feel sick.

Ardent antivaxers or people who insist vaccines cause autism.

I haven't got a problem with cyclists riding two abreast as such, because it means that car drivers have to overtake on the opposite side of the road, which is what they'd do when passing a car in front of them. However, cyclists riding three and four abreast is a big no.

People who crack and pop their gum. No One wants to hear you pop and crack your gum

@jeeeeeeeeeeeez - Mums who refer to themselves as a "MILF" 🤮

So basically, they're saying they'd like to masturbate......

Men (and it does always seem to be men) who try to 'talk through' a burp by sinking their chin into their chest and lowering their voice...eeeww

talking with your mouth full

Swearing at young children
Man buns
Skinny jeans on men 🤮
Pyjamas in the supermarket (not seen but fgs)
Earrings worn by babies or children
Leggings under dresses
Hairbands in babies’ heads
Little dogs being carried like toys
Baby on Board or similar stickers
Clothes such as those worn by Love Island women
Fake nails
One nail different
Slug brows
Dirty faves due to “contouring”
Draws instead of drawers
Chester draws
Shit load instead of shed load
Should of etc
Bad grammar and punctuatuon
Saying serviettes
Leather sofas
Leather trousers

There are more.

*on babies’ heads

• Dirty faces