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I'll start this off:

The mom outside school today who said to her 3-year old: "Move it! Fuckin' hell, why are you so slow!"

Skinny jeans on men.

People who don't know the difference between the words genuinely and generally.

People blowing their disgusting e cigarette smoke out and me having to breathe it in. E cigs generally

That 'disgusting' e-cigarette smoke is literally just steam- no toxins or 'smoke'.

People who think attendance is everything.

People who block driveways.

People who get up your arse in shop queues.

People who speak to their kids like crap.

Another vote for incorrect use of myself instead of me. Also hisself instead of himself.

Advice help and articles on arachnaphobia with a photo of a big spider.

People who try to get in the lift before you've had a chance to get out!

People who stand too close in queues and when you put your pin number in, lean too closely and when you tell them to move back look and ask why.

Fleas on pets or in the house are loathsome. They find me tasty. I need to do my father's cat tonight.

People who say 'worldwind' instead of whirlwind.

@ememem84, most of the time I have no idea what she’s on about so I just give up

Tbh the loss of British grammar really does piss me off.. I’m forever correcting my DH and kids

People who say ‘Pacific’ instead of ‘Specific’ 🙄

People who dose their kids up on Calpol thinking it has some kind of sedative or sleep inducing effect. Its fucking paracetamol looking at you SIL

People eating with their mouths open.

People who don't indicate,

Dresses over trousers. It's coming back apparently.

people who share posts about missing cats when said cat is 500 miles away.

PIN Number

@fairyofallthings I would have agreed about the missing cat posts but a) they do sometimes turn up miles from home after getting into a van (sometimes even in another country).
b) other people share the post and it can be seen by people in the area the cat is missing.

"Arks" instead of ask and "tuff" instead of tooth!

I just saw a dad on the school run. A fully grown man. With long hair. Worn in four plaits! Seriously, like a 4-yo little girl, he had a plait below each ear and two down the back And a woolly hat on top. Except he was a grown man. Nononononononono!

Tomatoes.

Saying someone IS ASD.

Less when you mean fewer and vice versa

OMG yes - this ^^ !!!

Pooh instead of poo.

POOH is a BEAR

POO is SHIT

'I'm bias'

I've never seen anyone write/say "I'm tire" for "I'm tired", or "I'm addict to coffee" for "addicted" or any other word lose its 'ed', so why does "biased"? It's mystifying.

People who use the word 'bae'. Arrrrggggghhhhhh

Anyone who beeps you'd when you are trying to turn right onto a busy road.