Not to have been blown away by....

[Bluesheep8]

OK, share things that "everyone RAVES about" but when you tried it/went there/ate it etc it left you properly underwhelmed and you've almost ashamed to admit it. Don't need to give details or reasons, just name THE THING
I'll start........

Australia

The Matrix.

Slightly different as I have learned to love it, but the first time I saw Mamma Mia I was a bit underwhelmed. However, I think that was more that it was so hyped - plus I love ABBA so much - that nothing could live up to it. I never disliked it; it just took a few viewings to love.

Spa days (boring beyond belief)
Prosecco (sweet frothy muck)
Star wars (star bores)
9 and a half weeks (as erotic as herpes)
Copenhagen (dull and sanitised)
En suites (make your bedroom damp and smell of shit)
Hot tubs
Cinema rooms
Home gyms
Holidays (overpriced, usually overrated)
Coldplay
Adventurous sexual positions
Flash cars
Fashion or trends in clothes, music etc (FFS people just like what you like! Don't be bloody sheep!)
Christmas pudding
The Shard
Jagerbombs (vomit waiting to happen)

Euro Disney, Oasis, cider made with anything other than just apples, soaps on TV, talent shows on TV, going to the cinema, expensive cars, new build houses.

I feel justified by this thread at my lack of enthusiasm and downright disappointment at :-
New York
Barcelona
Jamie's Italian
Spa days .... What a waste of money but even more importantly TIME !!!!!
Soap and glory - cystitis in a bottle
Nails Inc
Take That
Adele
Contouring
Bettys - of York /Harrogate etc
Dyson .... anything!!!
" growing your own "
Losing your accent 2 weeks after moving ' down South '

La la Land was yawnsome.

Once you’ve seen Tom Hiddlestone give an interview he seems like the skinniest nerd in the class. Not really heartthrob material.

No offence to skinny people or nerds although it seems I am being super offensive to both parties but I can’t Think how else to put it.

Open plan living
New build houses
Energy saving lightbulbs , bring back the old ones so that I can actually see
Ridiculously large TV’s

The BBC

Gin

Prosecco

Boden / joules / white stuff / fat face

London

Growing in eyebrows

The whole celebrity culture thing.

Yes meant to say Brighton too. And Hove!

Paris
France in general
Anything Pandora
Ridiculous eyebrow makeup
Contouring
Trout pout selfies
“Put a bucket/ice/cat on your head for cancer awareness...” crap on Facebook
Instagram

Marks and Spencer's food
Festivals
Getting nails done
ALDI and everything about it
Alcohol
Benedict Cumberbatch
Strictly Come Dancing
Designer clothes/bags/shoes

Cape Town
Cats (the pets)
Football
Drinking in pubs

Dogs

I got to page 5 and gave up because a lot of my favourite things have been mentioned sob

London, well cities in general.
Small cars
Drinking in bars

Twin Peaks.

freudian

Pivoine so agree with you about La La Land

So boring!

Bake Off

West end musicals

Painted nails.

X Factor and all its variations
Squirty cream
Soaps
Vampire crap (post Buffy)
Pandora/Swarovski
Superheroes

Any form of musical theatre

New York

New Zealand

Massages

Bake Off

Gold Jewellery

Pandora

M&S Gastro Food

Adele/S Smith/E Sheeran/Beatles

Hot tub

Mecedes

Gin
Breaking Bad
Paris
Avocado

Centre parcs
Spa days and beauty treatments as relaxation
Champagne
Gin
Celeb culture