Not to have been blown away by....

[Bluesheep8]

OK, share things that "everyone RAVES about" but when you tried it/went there/ate it etc it left you properly underwhelmed and you've almost ashamed to admit it. Don't need to give details or reasons, just name THE THING
I'll start........

Australia

Another vote for Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad

Lala Land. It bored me rigid

Also Gin

Heston Blumenthal’s Christmas range for Waitrose. I accidentally bought the mince pies with pine flavoured sugar topping. Fuck me I thought I had drunk disinfectant. Horrible sickly Christmas pudding with a sweet orange inside yuk!

Nandos? yuck. Why would anyone have high expectations for a fast food chain?

Best,
MJD

Champagne I don’t get the love. I like to toast the occasion but people who insist on drinking only champagne when they go out wtf.

Breaking Bad
Centre Parcs (I can't say one good thing about it - I can't believe people pay thousands for it)
Spa days
Kettle Chips (greasy and rank)
Champagne (smells like dog poo, probably tastes similar) see also Prosecco
Next (shit quality now and ugly)

Properly laughing at pp "10 Bar, Forfar", I used to live right near there, Forfar's hardly the hip capital of the universe but people get awfully excited about it

Ewen the fucknugget sheep

Fruit "ciders"

Grown women claiming to "be unicorns"

Eden project - expensive and boring.
Oysters - like eating snot
Camping- cold and miserable
Gin - makes me sick
Sushi- just rank
Watching bake off

Hong Kong and the Far East in general.

Anything Italian! (Especially the food and the men)

Slime- WTF is this craze
Wimbledon
Football

Oh, oh and Les Miserables. People were wailing in the cinema, wailing. I was just willing them to get the fuck in with it. Most of it wasn't even actual songs. Just normal conversation dragged out in song. Spit it out! And Russell Crowe couldn't even sing.

Leopardskin-type print clothing. I don't care how expensive your scarf is, it makes you look like Bet Lynch.

Oh,and that skull print as well. WTF is that about?

Going to the cinema.

The Ivy

Jeremy Corbyn

New York.

Mama Mia (movie)
Book of Mormon (stage show)
Kate Moss

David Bowie

Marrakech. Hated it.

Shirley Valentine movie.

Marrakech - what is the attraction ? I didn't get it either and I generally love travelling and am easy to please

Mamma Mia (the film)
Avocado
Asparagus
Waitrose
Boden

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