I must be a troll...

[WhitePhantom]

Ok, been here years, Mexican house thief, naice ham, pom bears, cutted up pear, etc.

It's so easy to rattle them all off to prove my non-trollness.

But the only one of those stories I actually know is the Mexican house thief - what a brilliant story of cheeky fuckeriness!

Can someone fill me in on the others? Thanks!

I remember one about an OP saying she wanted to lick her bosses chest which was weirdly quite erotic and I think got quite a few MNers hot under the collar.

I can't find it now.

Anyway, I remember she didn't come back and update bitch

Brian from Hull
My Yoni says Noni!

The spray painted pigeon. 'Paul is that you?' Had me sniggering.

Not a classic but a thread in chat about how to arrest someone with only one arm was hilarious.

Your minge.

River of sweetcorn, grim yet funny.

Wasn't there a thread from a nanny in the alps who had a variety of spooky things going on?

I read a bit of penis beaker but never got the fascination tbh.

Yes to Brian. That was funny! I'll never think of Hull the same again.

And the OXO tower!

Pirate sex was funny but Your Minge is by far my favourite.

I thought Nanny in the creepy cabin was in the Rockies or similar US holiday place?

Can someone link to the spray painted pigeon, please? How did I miss that one!

The heroin addicted baby is another Classic that's well worth a read. Very sad but fascinating.

You've been here for years, WhitePhantom? Pull the other one

Sorry guys but this one beats all the Korean ladies and cancelled cheques.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1237046-In-thinking-he-should-call-my-lecturer-and-tell-them-what-he-did

I am not even exaggerating when I say I very nearly wet my pants laughing when reading this.

Yes, I was going to mention the "He ate a fat ball" thread.

I think from classics, my favourites are:
Cube of poo
What not to do
I'm Angela Hernandez (can't remember its proper name, sorry)

Now I think of it, I think the latter two were both started by the same person!

What was the bus one? I can't recall the term the poster used for the window side of a bus seat. It wasn't that long ago, maybe 6 months, and I want to find it as I don't know the ending!

Cutted-up pear- not even a funny one imo. Someone pretending to write an AIBU from a baby/toddler. Lame

I agree. Allegedly MNers were ordering Tena ladies by the bucket load because they were constantly pissing themselves laughing after reading this. I thought it was marginally amusing at best.

Cheeky fuckers thread is excellent though!

@alphajuliet123 - it was ‘fly space’

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2927932-AIBU-about-the-man-on-the-bus