I must be a troll...

[WhitePhantom]

Ok, been here years, Mexican house thief, naice ham, pom bears, cutted up pear, etc.

It's so easy to rattle them all off to prove my non-trollness.

But the only one of those stories I actually know is the Mexican house thief - what a brilliant story of cheeky fuckeriness!

Can someone fill me in on the others? Thanks!

[GameOldBirdz]

I remember one about an OP saying she wanted to lick her bosses chest which was weirdly quite erotic and I think got quite a few MNers hot under the collar.

I can't find it now.

Anyway, I remember she didn't come back and update bitch

[FeralBeryl]

Brian from Hull
My Yoni says Noni!

[SupermanStoleMyPants]

The spray painted pigeon. 'Paul is that you?' Had me sniggering.

Not a classic but a thread in chat about how to arrest someone with only one arm was hilarious.

Your minge.

River of sweetcorn, grim yet funny.

Wasn't there a thread from a nanny in the alps who had a variety of spooky things going on?

I read a bit of penis beaker but never got the fascination tbh.

[SupermanStoleMyPants]

Yes to Brian. That was funny! I'll never think of Hull the same again.

And the OXO tower!

[Anymajordude]

Pirate sex was funny but Your Minge is by far my favourite.

[BibbityBobbityBollocks]

I thought Nanny in the creepy cabin was in the Rockies or similar US holiday place?

[FatBastardHead]

Can someone link to the spray painted pigeon, please? How did I miss that one!

The heroin addicted baby is another Classic that's well worth a read. Very sad but fascinating.

[FruBayerischOla]

You've been here for years, WhitePhantom? Pull the other one

[Papafran]

Sorry guys but this one beats all the Korean ladies and cancelled cheques.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1237046-In-thinking-he-should-call-my-lecturer-and-tell-them-what-he-did

I am not even exaggerating when I say I very nearly wet my pants laughing when reading this.

[DottyBlue2]

Yes, I was going to mention the "He ate a fat ball" thread.

[PhilODox]

I think from classics, my favourites are:
Cube of poo
What not to do
I'm Angela Hernandez (can't remember its proper name, sorry)

Now I think of it, I think the latter two were both started by the same person!

[alphajuliet123]

What was the bus one? I can't recall the term the poster used for the window side of a bus seat. It wasn't that long ago, maybe 6 months, and I want to find it as I don't know the ending!

[CherryChasingDotMuncher]

Cutted-up pear- not even a funny one imo. Someone pretending to write an AIBU from a baby/toddler. Lame

I agree. Allegedly MNers were ordering Tena ladies by the bucket load because they were constantly pissing themselves laughing after reading this. I thought it was marginally amusing at best.

Cheeky fuckers thread is excellent though!

[RustyBear]

@alphajuliet123 - it was ‘fly space’

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2927932-AIBU-about-the-man-on-the-bus