To ask you for your essential jail item?

[TheClaws]

I’m just interested in what everyone would choose. I had a weird dream about it - and I had a headache at the time, so I very boringly chose Co-Codamol. Imagine how much better I could have done!

So, you’re in jail and can ask the MN collective for just one item. What would it be?

Guidelines are:

1. It needs to fit inside a normal jail cell - so no full-size cars or helicopters
2. No drugs or other mind-altering substances
3. No weapons
4. No conjugal visits allowed, of course
5. No keys.

I’m not offended and it’s my thread about my daughter , if I can say that!

All she wanted was her phone!
Fake tan, straighteners , face book, the usual for a teenage girl to want.

I would want some decent books, writing paper and a pen.

I’m up dating my thread as soon as I know today’s out come.

Sorry to hijack OP

Drinks I think I was on your original thread a good few months ago, hope you and DD are keeping as well as you can be.

Thanks Drinks and I hope your DD is OK.

Think someone is looking down on her, for now .....

Ye gods, why is there always someone with their knickers hoist up to their armpits, trying to suck the life out of an obviously lighthearted thread. Go virtue signal somewhere else. I'm hoping there's just one who constantly name changes - too depressing if there's more than one, ugh.

Some good books I'd like to re - read, and my trackie bottoms - no point being glam inside, might as well be comfy!

Wouldn't take my e-cig, as the local prison provides their own special ones that can't be messed with/taken apart.

Drinks I was one of the people who raised concerns, I’m really pleased to learn things are going as smoothly as they can be for her.

DH said he would take a box of soap on a rope so he'd never have to bend over in the shower

Wouldn't take my e-cig, as the local prison provides their own special ones that can't be messed with/taken apart

Sounds like you've been doing thorough research.