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To think Louis Theroux is just so fuckable?

245 replies

AfunaMbatata · 08/10/2017 22:08

Had had a bit of wine and watching his new documentary, just thinking how wonderful he is and wouldn’t mind a night with him at all.

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Penny4UrThoughts · 09/10/2017 16:40

It's not 'victorian' to think people should act with a bit of respect towards each other.

But hey, if you'd be happy with a bunch of guys online discussing how 'fuckable' you are, available for anyone to see, then fair play, go right ahead and treat others the same way.

MorrisZapp · 09/10/2017 16:43

You think strangers calling your son or daughter fuckable is open to interpretation? Okaaaaay.

AfunaMbatata · 09/10/2017 16:48

How it it different to “sexy”? I don’t get it.

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heateallthebuns · 09/10/2017 16:49

Ooo marmee he's gorgeous there!!!

I8toys · 09/10/2017 16:52

I'd love to watch him peel off his jumper, checked shirt and loafers.......

didnthappeninmyday · 09/10/2017 16:52

But hey, if you'd be happy with a bunch of guys online discussing how 'fuckable' you are, available for anyone to see, then fair play, go right ahead and treat others the same way.

My dds male mates who are 16/17 described me as a MILF and sex on legs, im 50 Grin I think it’s hilarious, even more so as I’m a jeans and tshirt and no makeup type of woman.

CheggarsPlaysPlop · 09/10/2017 16:54

I bloody LOVE Louis. I used to hang out in the pub he went to, around the corner from his house, when he had split from wife 1, and before he met wife 2 - in the hopes that I might bump into him (saddo). He has a lovely, gentle presence, fabulous humour, a sweet mumbly mouth and such a lovely voice. He wrote brilliant articles for publications such as The Idler outlining his utter uselessness in any situation, so also very sweetly self deprecating.

If you see him on programmes such as Sleb Pointless with Nancy they are a very sweet and affectionate couple and he seems totally devoted to her. He is first cousins with Justin Theroux. His brother Marcel is rather gorgeous too, and brilliant.

I think his politeness and intelligence also comes from a rather unconventional childhood spent between the USA and UK, and a super posh education (along with Clegg) and is university buddies with Adam and Joe. I think he probably knows that some women lust after him. His wife is a Mum, so she could be lurking on Mumsnet!

I know waaaaaaay too much about Mr Theroux, but then I was madly in love with him for years. He def has a type, and I wouldn't be it sobs

'My money don't jiggle jiggle...it folds'

Brian Cox though. Urgh. Don't see what the attraction is at all. Creepy, monosyllabic voice and spitty lips

ReginaBlitzkreig · 09/10/2017 16:59

It's not 'victorian' to think people should act with a bit of respect towards each other.

Hell, yes to this.

Flyingflipflop · 09/10/2017 17:01

Brian Cox though. Urgh. Don't see what the attraction is at all. Creepy, monosyllabic voice and spitty lips

I quite often go to different physics lectures (my degree is in physics) and my wife always refuses to go. Last year one of them was by Brian Cox and for some reason my wife suddenly developed a huge interest!

Afterwards she said 'I didn't understand a bloody word of it. Still well worth going though!'

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 09/10/2017 17:30
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NeverForgotten · 09/10/2017 17:34

I don't find him remotely attractive. Confused

CheggarsPlaysPlop · 09/10/2017 17:46

I think I just outed myself. Simon Reeve is also cute, but has that strangely over-big upper lip thing going on. Just got to love an intelligent, gentle man. As for 'fuckable', I get that OP had been indulging in the vin, but perhaps it is a little objectifying for Louis..and makes her sound a little bit 'ogley'. I would've suggest 'snoggable', but that makes me sound ANCIENT.

I also really fancy Bob Mortimer Also David TenInchTennant

onlyindreams · 09/10/2017 17:47

Can you imagine the outcry though if some bloke came on here going on about some woman who he thought was "fuckable". It is double standards on here, that's for sure.

heateallthebuns · 09/10/2017 17:49

Oooo no I don't fancy Simon reeve. I just googled him coz I didn't know who he was. Too young. Would be more fuckable with glasses.

wasonthelist · 09/10/2017 17:57

Can you imagine the outcry though if some bloke came on here going on about some woman who he thought was "fuckable". It is double standards on here, that's for sure.

My point exactly.

PinkGlitter17 · 09/10/2017 18:18

My friend has gone tonight to an evening with Gordon Buchanan. So jealous!!!!

Dizzywhore · 09/10/2017 18:18

I totally would!

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 09/10/2017 18:26

Tickets are only £20!!

MrsTerryPratchett · 09/10/2017 18:35

* Can you imagine the outcry though if some bloke came on here going on about some woman who he thought was "fuckable". It is double standards on here, that's for sure.*

Let’s actually compare like with like. A male-majority website talking about a female, not conventionally attractive, documentary maker. Umm Mary Beard? So the thread would be whether people thought Mary Beard was fuckable. On Reddit. Where most of the posters wrote about her nerdiness being attractive, how they think she’s great and totally watchable. How she picks great subjects and is lovely. And where a lot of posters are worried about objectifying her. And most of the supportive posts were about her mind being attractive rather than her body.

Sounds fabulous. I’d be a lot less worried about sexism if that was how women were treated on the internet. Object to the word ‘fuckable’ if you want but let’s not pretend that finding intelligent and interesting men attractive because of their excellent work is the same as objectifying women solely based on their looks.

photographyaddict · 09/10/2017 18:53

Not my cup of tea but whatever floats your boat OP, I’m more of a Bill Skarsgård girl Blush

ladystarkers · 09/10/2017 18:54

Hell yes, geeky sex god.

Gillian1980 · 09/10/2017 18:55

Yanbu!

onlyindreams · 09/10/2017 18:58

I see your point MrsTP

Crescend0 · 09/10/2017 19:02

Well he may or may not be, but what a crass and offensive way of phrasing the question. Could you really not do better than that OP?