To wish my periods would just fuck off

[YoureAllABunchOfBastards]

Seriously. 35 years of this shit. And they just get worse.

Today I haven't dared be more than ten steps from a sodding toilet. My stomach hurts - in fact, everything from my stomach to my knees hurts. My sleep is screwed and I am a right miserable cow.

Surely they can fuck off and leave me alone? Another ten years of this is more than I can take.

Have you considered it Mirena Coil? It made my terrible periods fuck right off.

Or the implant. That made mine fuck right off!

Yes mirena also virtually stopped my periods although I am now perimenopausal (sob) and they have come back with a vengeance. Have had more periods in the last 6 months than the last 6 years

Another one popping into say Mirena.

Just had the mirena coil out in 8 weeks ago, and the pain is almost all gone as well as the bloody awful periods.

Bloody autocorrect, put in, not out in!

Yup, Mirena is magic.