To go out now and buy a bag (or several) of Kettle Chips?

[HelloPossums]

Random and boring AIBU, but I finished work late tonight, am absolutely staaarving and craving Kettle Chips right now... aaand there just happens to be a 24-hour shop just down the road.

Would I be unreasonable to go out and get some crisps at this crazy hour?!

You would be very sensible indeed.

Especially if you then integrated them into a crisp sandwich...

Don't do.it. You'll wake up in the night with a raging thirst.

Only if you get me a tin of macaroni cheese as well.

Must be tinned. I had a whiff of fake cheese earlier, and now I'm jonesing for Primula.