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Haitch AIBU

158 replies

beluga425 · 01/10/2017 21:51

...to want to scream "it's aitch!!!!!!"

FFS

OP posts:
AfterSchoolWorry · 01/10/2017 22:11

I also hate when people say siCKth.

Its sixth! SICKSTH Grin

zozozoo · 01/10/2017 22:12

Aitch all the way but 'an 'istorical event' for example as all the news presenters were doing a while ago makes me itchy especially when they are otherwise well spoken. It might be correct (is it?) But it sounds so weird and wrong and randomly cockney.

thepurplehen · 01/10/2017 22:12

It's aitch, not haitch.

Rachie1973 · 01/10/2017 22:13

Hadjab

*Roll

Too late, I'd already corrected myself lol

WashingMatilda · 01/10/2017 22:15

I started a thread about this about 4 years ago!! I'm with you OP!! Drives me mad. You don't say 'NHaitchS', It's NHS.

Worst thing is when an Haitcher tells me I'm wrong. GET AWAY FROM ME.

Mum2OneTeen · 01/10/2017 22:15

I silently scream every time I hear HAITCH too, especially from teachers, newsreaders, and other professional people who really should know better.

Quite irrational I know, but it really annoys me and I find I get quite judgemental when I hear the word AITCH being constantly mispronounced.

Stoptherideiwannagetoff · 01/10/2017 22:19

Washing Matilda... MGS... I love that! It's going to be in my arsenal from now on in my war against the haitches! Grin

Stoptherideiwannagetoff · 01/10/2017 22:20

Bloody phone! NHS not sodding MGS !

squoosh · 01/10/2017 22:23

I say haitch and gotten.

Doing my little bit to piss off the English.

beluga425 · 01/10/2017 22:26

Also it makes sense that the word haitch starts with the letter haitch. Yes.

You don't say Mem or Feff or Lel.

OP posts:
Moanyoldcow · 01/10/2017 22:28

@zozozoo

It's a bit of a mish-mash.

You use 'an' with an 'h' word if the 'h' is silebt - e.g. An honest day's work.

You use 'a' where is 'h' sound is made - e.g. I had trouble finding a hiding place from the angry mob.

The confusion with a few words (like historical and hotel) is that we used to use a more French pronunciation so it was more "an 'otel" or "an 'istoire" which is why some fancy folk keep the 'an' even when it's not technically correct.

Sorry - I know that might be boring for some but I find stuff like this interesting Blush

MulhuddartDrive · 01/10/2017 22:30

squoosh
Are you my mum? Hmm Grin

CaoNiMartacus · 01/10/2017 22:33

I was listening to a Radio 4 podcast today and one of the guests kept referring to the NHS as the "En Haitch Ess". Like fingernails down a blackboard!

onceandneveragain · 01/10/2017 22:34

I have to spell my name quite a lot and it has an 'h' in the middle. I always said 'aitch' but frequently whoever was listening took this as 'a', to the extent I had to give up and say 'haitch' myself to make sure they got it right. Except now I wonder if the person is actually judging me for not saying 'aitch.' Minefield!

Rinceoir · 01/10/2017 22:34

Squoosh Smile. I can say NHaitchS- I work for them and have no issue doing so!
I don’t do it to annoy anyone, it’s just automatic after saying it all my life!

I do enjoy seeing the look of bemusement on my colleagues faces if I ask them to get me something from a press or mention giving out to my bold child...

Scholes34 · 01/10/2017 22:41

Collin's English Dictionary concurs with Getoff's big Oxford dictionary - yes, it's aitch! Haitch is just plain wrong. No matter how many people say it.

squoosh · 01/10/2017 22:42

I don't think there's an apostrophe in 'Collins English Dictionary'.

zozozoo · 01/10/2017 22:45

Thanks moany I also find that interesting :) makes me think of people who say thee-etter (for theatre) as if it's posh to say it the French way.

Ttbb · 01/10/2017 22:49

Definitely aich. It doesn't annoy me now but reading the other posts I'm really worried that my DC will pick up haitch from their teachers. Eldest DS has already picked up 'yeah' from nursery. I've never cared what people say before but suddenly it is suddenly really irritating.

Rinceoir · 01/10/2017 22:49

Haitcher’s gonna haitch.

2ducks2ducklings · 01/10/2017 22:50

I always thought it was just aitch when you were spelling out a word which includes the letter 'h'. Are all words that start with 'h' pronounced as aitch then? For example Howard would be pronounced oward? If so I pronounced my maiden name wrong for 22 years!Blush

Njordsgrrrl · 01/10/2017 22:51

I'm Irish as fuck and it is AITCH.

honeylulu · 01/10/2017 22:53

Also it makes sense that the word haitch starts with the letter haitch.

Well, no. If that was true we would say "Wubblewoo" instead of "Doubleyou" and R would be pronounced "Rarrr".

I wince when I hear "Haitch". I appreciate it's different in Ireland but in England it sounds ignorant.

Njordsgrrrl · 01/10/2017 22:55

And my GP says "Haitch R T" which makes me distrust everything she says...

Rinceoir · 01/10/2017 22:56

Ttbb I think it’s possibly an overreaction to be “really worried” about such a minor issue!

My 3 year old DD sounds like she is being raised by a BBC news broadcaster rather than her very Irish parents. I don’t get annoyed by her saying aitch. I find it funny that she says “shall we” and “baw-th” instead of “baa-th” and that she corrects me when reading Julia Donaldson books (I just cannot make scarf rhyme with laugh, or greedier with encyclopaedia). I love hearing different accents and different pronunciations. It’s fascinating how language changes and evolves.