AIBU to move to deepest Peru and never speak to any human ever again!!

[overstuffedburitto]

I just signed off a text apologising for being late for a client with the most terrible auto correct ever. I wanted to say:

sorry, overstuffed

and it corrected to:

dirty, overstuffed

And I sent it then saw and then died inside. Oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god . He's an older bloke as well, and a bit over familiar at the best of times.....

I have to leave now don't I? and never come back. Ever.

You'll be fine, deepest darkest Peru has very fine marmalade.

He still hasn't text back. Oh god.

I sent an email to a client called Sez. Saying thanks.

"That's great sex!"

Room for me on that flight?

What did you mean by "overstuffed" though?

He is too ehh. .busy to text back just now!!

A friend of mine lives in Peru & has great fun out there

I didn't actually put 'overstuffed' , I put my proper real name, because I'm professional like that..... arrggg FFS

Impy - is she up for visitors? WontLetTheRobots and I need a room for a few nights......

WontLetTheRobots - is that a flaming lips reference? If so please bring Yoshimi, she sounds like a lot of fun on a road trip.....