Aibu to think this happens all the time

[Ps4widow]

I don't bake as you can tell but surely am not the only one to fail this badly?

Eh?

Pic needed!!
Cake disasters can always be solved with jugs of custard imo. . .

Vague posts with not enough info?
Yeah, that happens ALL the time.

I've never place marked before

Do we have to guess what went wrong...?

Could "baking" be innuendo for something else?
Not enough raising agent?

Wtf where's the picture I posted?

Oh God I'm sat with my lo in hospital.(he will be fine!) Been here for days. Now I'm waiting on tenterhooks for a pic of a hilarious fail. This had better be good op! Counting on you to make me laugh. 😁

Show us your buns!
Or cake, or whatever it is.

You won't be applying to Great British Bake Off any time soon then

Where's the photograph?