What's the most annoying mispronunciation you've heard?

[Sayyouwill]

Mine has to be pacific instead of specific

Haitch
cuttelry ( cutlery)
burgulry
summink
A teacher I knew pronounced sandwiches as sangwiches

I have a friend who says gruyere as gree (same as Brie).

I've tried. She's not having it.

Feb-you-ree!

My English teacher used to say hy-hee-na and it was a source of much mirth.

Oh how I love a mispronunciation thread.

Liccle and boccle for little and bottle said by some people in Manchester. Not sure if it's a particular area in Manchester that this originates from but I can't stand it.

I once knew someone who pronounced "aromatherapy" as "arrow-mer-therapy". Infuriating!

Anythink that ends with ing having a k on the end!!

Simon Cowell does it. Drives me bonkers.

I knew someone who pronounced the full nes in Wednesday. As in wed-nes-day. Wtf?

Plarstic for plastic is hideous and garridge instead of garage. Urgh.

I also don't like it when people use the American scedule instead of the English schedule. But I think I am alone there as almost everyone does.

Didn't think I had that many but I'm more pedantic than I thought.

Quinoa. It's not quin-oh-ah fer chrissakes

ProNOUNciation. I shit you not.

DH says Haitch and I 'ate it.

"Schedule" the American way. It happens far too often now.

Breg-sit

Saink instead of something. But then I do live in Essex....

Ooh ooh this lady once asked me to take a photo of her and her family "for prosperity".

Cheshunt pronounced Chesh unt. Tony Robinson kept saying it on Time Team when he was here.
You'd think if you were doing a programme in a town you would learn how to pronounce it properly.

SIL says mumth instead of month and I just glare at her.

Sor instead of saw really makes me mad

My oh says Mai-oh-naise instead of mayonnaise and ch-ef instead of chef. I have given up after 18 yrs

Choc-lit

Was also offered in a pub once mer-lott or cab-er-nett 😄

I think I say a few of these

How DO you say aromatherapy if it isn't arrow mer therapy? Is it the "a" in arrow? Should be Uh row mer therapy?! I'm so confused!

Res-of-wire for reservoir. We live close to a reservoir and this is how my husband mispronounces it on a daily basis. I'm all for offing him to be perfectly honest.

Sangwitches (hang sangwitches are even worse)

PoMpadom!

Supernanny used to annoy me with her "that's unasseptable behaviour".

Southerner. All of it.

My DD pronounces bath as baaarrth thanks to Peppa bastard Pig.

Pacific for me too. So fricking annoying