To start yet another FB tat thread

[ILoveMillhousesDad]

Well I know it's only September, but fb is cranking up the shite already, I'm assuming for Christmas and come on, we all love an fb tat thread.

Saw this beautiful matching set for the bargain price of £12.50

These hurt my eyes

Bargain!!

I won't lie. This one scares me a little :s now I'm off to charge my phone!

When you go to their folksy page to find the price of... £9.

Beglittered prosecco bottle... in cellophane!!

I once knew some who sold ducks with wrapping part on them for decoration. Why?

Bin bag for sale! Really? They could of least put it all on the bed and taken one photo!

I like those ducks I would take the nordic patterned one and the emma bridgwater dots

With the wedding invitation, I think it's actually for asking somebody to be your bridesmaid - there are a lot of them about on etsy etc along those lines, or " I couldn't be a bride without you by my side..."

If I had £150 lying about, I actually would really consider buying that crib. I'd buy it just to take it outside, pour petrol all over it and set it alight.

Fucking god awful🤢

Beutyful

Handmade bowl. Only £4.

Also a lovely pregnancy scan holder and some exceptionally tasteful and grown up glasses.

I am in the wrong job, I've got a loads of stick-on diamantes somewhere left over from a primary school project.

How much for those bows?

I never understood when people try and sell these things they automatically think by sprinkling glitter on or them fake diamond things, they will sell quickly.

Why do the rocks have eyes 😳

On no, I actually think the googly-eyed pebbles tea light holder is quite cute. Not that I'd buy it or give it house room though

I came across these lovely handcrafted wedding invitations
Looks like a junior school craft project

What about these 'cord identifiers' - my favourite bit is the writing - 'beautiful and natural icons'

Daddies

Daddies princess

Is that for a baby who likes brown sauce?

She got Mummy's right though!

The usual Santa/Rudolph hot chocolate cones...

I quite like the Rudolph hot choc......

Lady on my Facebook charges £5 for them! Wtaf???

We get loads of Christmas Eve boxes and such like, that look like someone's done a smash and grab at b&m.

We also had a lady selling 30 unopened toot toot animals (some duplicates!) because her daughter had them and didn't like them. Who the fuck buys a baby 30 toys that she doesn't like and doesn't even attempt to return them? 30? Someone who clearly stole them

I'm very proud to say my local Facebook pages are already selling Christmas crap. I particularly like the 'dicorations' you can buy here for a £1.

This bloke's in for a shock when he gets offered £9.50.