to ask you to help with my office battle?

[CopperHandle]

Bloke and I at work having A Dispute over a fiver.
He believes that the fiver is mine, I believe that it is his.
Cue the Fiver War of 2017.

So far he has hidden the fiver between the keys of my keyboard, in my office trainers (kept under my desk) and tucked in the grid cover of my desk fan.

I have stuck it under his mouse (covering the sensor) and taped it HEAVILY with washi tape (brightly coloured masking tape) to his desk.

Fiver is currently on my desk.

I need HELP, please lovely Mumsnetters - I am very competitive in need of a win this week

Don't pursue him. Let the game and the fun continue as it is and evolve naturally, not because you've been egged on by us anonymous vipers!

This would have been over long ago if I had been involved. You don't have to offer me a fiver twice

Wondering if there was an eventual winner!

Still ongoing, the end is not in sight. I've not yet had the opportunity to set it in jelly, sadly