To ask why I'm not skinny yet?

[Purplemac]

I've been eating healthily for TWO WHOLE WEEKS. I mean I know I have about 60lb to lose, but two WHOLE weeks. How bloody long is this going to take?!

OP, I feel your pain. I could have had a fourth piece of cake today but didn't. By all reasoning I should be svelte by now.

Collidscope has it right, the best idea I've read for a long time. I genuinely think it would work. Misbehave and you lose a kidney or something. ;)