to really like Phil from Kirstie and Phil

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Always kind, laid back, funny. Just a sweet man I think. I like Kirstie too - with her massive rings and weird ideas about what constitutes a bargain .

STBX can't stand them - especially Kirstie.

Used to love Phil but felt repulsed at the hunting picture and his lust for bloodsprots has just turned me off of him completely. I cannot have a nice thought about him now.

Phil is horrid. He hunts animals and takes photos of his ‘trophies’ whilst grinning with a gun. Dick head

Bitchqueen - we're showing him though! Ha! Have you got any tickets for anything interesting next weekend at Freedom?

Whoops. Just realised I sound like a scary stalker. Sorry! Haha!

Hmm. Just googled the Phil pic. That's all I'll see when he's on TV now.

George Clark is lovely but there is something quite arrogant about him (in a bad way).

I quite like Kevin. He talks nonsense but he comes accross as very intelligent and passionate. I also like that he doesn't pander to people. If he thinks something is stupid he says it.

Charlie Luxton is very sweet and quite watchable.

This is why I've been banned from watching anything to do with houses...

Phil lives in the town where I used to live. He shops at sainsburys with the rest of us commoners, had I known he would ever gloat about killing an animal for sport I might have rammed a trolley into his ankles. He bought his chickens from the same place I got mine, the scandalous wanker.

Kevin McCloud makes my teeth itch not for his pretentious fuckwittery, but for the weird thing he does with his eyes when he's talking to people. I thought he was talking to women's chests at first, but over the years of DH forcing me to watch Grand Designs I've noticed that his eyes flicker all around the subjects torso and shoulders and rarely settle on their eyes. It's disturbing.

George Clarke looks like someone dropped an anvil on his face.

I know it's exaggerated for the cameras, but this scenario always makes me laugh:

Couple: We're looking for a 3-bed house in area X.
Kirstie: I'm showing them a 2-bed flat in area Y. I really hope they can see its potential.
Couple: It's not what we want.
Kirstie to Phil: What's wrong with people?!?!?