AIBU, is this normal or Eeeewwww!?

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My hubs does this, my son (mid teens) does this, but as I was making a cuppa the other day and staring out the kitchen window, I also saw a roofer on the building site next door doing this too, and he was with two other male roofers ...

What do they all do? they shove their hands down their pants and rearrange their 'junk', yes, down the front! Not through the pockets!

To be fair, I've only seen hubs and son do this in the privacy of our home, but (for some unknown reason) I could not take my eyes off the roofer while he was doing it, more than once, on the roof, in front of two other roofer blokes .... that was, until the guy then tried to look like he was scratching his nose but really he was sniffing his fingers.

That's when I could watch no longer.

Am I the only one who finds this a disgusting habit? I mean, would it really be acceptable for me to be walking down the fridge aisle in Tesco one day and stop for a min to shove my hands down my pants to rearrange my flaps and re-position my panty liner, which has somehow caught half my bush in it?

Guys, do it in private, please?

*I've got three young adult ds's and a husband.

.I've not ever noticed any of them rearranging their stuff."

Ditto.

However, my DH grosses me (and DS3) out by scratching between his buttocks when he's all sweaty and leaving a horrid smell in the kitchen after he's done it.

Hubs.

Hubs?

Christ.

It must be something to do with them subconsciously wanting the check their pheromones. Check their willy waft is up to standard.

"my DH grosses me (and DS3) out by scratching between his buttocks when he's all sweaty and leaving a horrid smell in the kitchen after he's done it."

OMG!!!!!

I can't decide if that is worse.

How do you end up married to these revolting men?

My husband & son don't do this rearranging either-neither down the front or through pockets-or if they do it's not so where they can be seen!

I've seen men do this. It's not a 'bloke' thing though because I've never ever seen my DH do it (apart from the odd time at home when his boxers have moved and are uncomfortable but it's a quick 'adjustment') and he would never do it in public! I'd be sick 😷

My DS is only 3 and isn't too bad, if he's clothed he doesn't touch that area at all and I'll make sure as he gets older he doesn't rearrange his junk in public, ever because it's so grim.

No one in my family does this, I am quite shocked to hear that "all" men apparently do it.

Perhaps the more extremist male Muslims are doing us women a favour by not wanting to shake hands with us and we shouldn't consider this sexism, but instead, consideration.

Depends. If a bloke is just having a general scratch around, then it's ewww.

If a bollock escapes, then the bugger has to be rounded up like a lost sheep. The pain of an unfettered bollock can be eye watering.

Germany football manager Joachim Low was caught on camera doing a scratch and sniff.

He did his bum as well.

There was a man doing this at the cash point in front of me yesterday, I did not want to use the cashpoint without gloves afterwards and it took all my self control not to call him a filthy animal.

My dp does not do this.i would be amazed if he did. Teenage dd did it a couple of times, but soon stopped when he realized it would mean being sent out of the room.

Why do women put up with such crap from the men they live with?

My boss used to do it. I sat behind him on a higher section of floor so got a real eyeful when he leaned back in his chair and played billiards at least 5 times per day.

None of th

Sorry
None of the males in my house do it, to the best of my knowledge.
I haven't been able to break them of the equally disgusting habit of nose and hand contact.

How's it hanging?

I don't know what a hubs is but it is grim to watch men do this so yanbu.

@NouveauBitch this is why I never let DS bake or dry the pots unless he's thoroughly washed. Which as his age, is like getting blood from a stone.

@mummmy2017 I'm so sorry! Please report back on your marble moving watching!

*Hubs.

Hubs?

Christ.*

So let me get this straight. On a website where people use DSNsDP, STBXDH's DSSIL, DSS's EXDP's DGGM etc. and expect people to have a clue what they're on about, you're slating someone for using 'hubs'?

@MistressClaireBeauchamp that's gross!!

Luckily DP doesn't do it, well not when I'm around, but I have seen numerous men in public do it, it makes me flipping itch!!

I am a man. I do not do this. A lot of men seem to, though. It's revolting. I always think it's a sign of either poor-fitting underwear, or poor personal hygiene. And poor manners, in either case.

@justgivemethepinot hubs is just a term of endearment, it means husband

I've had to rearrange a panty liner while out & about.

I can't accept that a penis is inherently a fundamentally dirty part of the body, any worse than any other bit of skin. Apparently men are MUCH better than women about washing hands after having a piss, too, they are more conscientious about cleanliness. I imagine penis rearrangement is cleaner habit than using spit to clean a child's face, too.

Oh get off her back because she said "Hubs" .

Would you all like to line her against a wall and shoot her for it !!!

Snobs

Lurking Husband , your name is sinister as Fuck , shall we start on you ?

OP Yanbu , its gross.