To want to move to South America and serve beverages on the beach whilst listening to Starship's "We built this city"?

[CheshireDing]

Am thinking I could live there if I sell everything and just buy a caravan or something. I could just wear flip flops every day, drink Rum, Prosecco, Wine (beer if desperate I suppose) and blast out some good tunes (such as above).

Disclaimer - I have never worked in a bar before and it would rather bugger up my children's education but pah !! I need an ankle bracelet, sun and am too tired to work anymore Monday-Friday

Your plan sounds hot, sweaty and a bit miserable (sorry).

I live in Texas, it's 37 degrees where I am right now.

I'm currently sitting in the shade by my pool and quite frankly serving myself a drink is enough to get annoyingly sweaty.

Living in a caravan (unless extremely well air conditioned) would be fairly miserable.

You need a dream that involves air con if you want to live in a hot country.

37 degrees sounds hot (and a little bit lovely). I do love Texas too :)

Although yes you are right I need to re-think the caravan that's a terrible idea for somewhere sweaty.

Maybe I could just sleep under the bar in a windswept taverna

Possibly a small but perfectly formed beach house (with air con) might be better.

Texas is lovely (which was a wonderful surprise to me) but air con is a must.

I always wanted to live on a boat in the Florida keys and work in a beach bar. There would be a guitarist playing rocky/folky tunes and I could serve lovely cocktails while watching the sun go down every evening.

I like your plan too.