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Not a meal!

87 replies

Mirrorface · 18/08/2017 15:32

AIBU to think that a corn on the cob is not a full meal. My mum seems to think it is but I'm starving!!

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SheSaidHeSaid · 18/08/2017 17:17

Next time she does this, cut the corn off the cob and on to your plate so she can see just how little food is actually there

Therealslimshady1 · 18/08/2017 17:18

My guess is your mum is,very very slim

Holidayhooray · 18/08/2017 17:24

I'm very very slim... but I wouldn't serve this!

As I say, my guess is that it was a barbed gesture. Trying to make a point in an unpleasant passive aggressive manner.

lifestoshort · 18/08/2017 17:31

😂😂I'm with cake fairy on this one add a kcf I'd be happy !!

TheFlis12345 · 18/08/2017 17:34

If you cut the corn off the cob it would be about half a tin. Pretty sure she wouldn't call that a meal! It's like serving someone a few spoonfuls of peas and saying that is a meal!

Troubleinstore · 18/08/2017 17:36

is a pile of peas a meal? - well how can a pile of corn be? (attached to the cob or not!)

next time she comes to your house - serve her the peas!

OstentatiousWanking · 18/08/2017 17:37

Light lunch or a snack in our house.
We had it as a side for dinner yesterday with salad and hunters chicken. It was lovely.

oldlaundbooth · 18/08/2017 17:39

It is not a meal.

And it's not even a meal if it's served with a few slices of pork fillet, which is what SIL served the other night.

And this included teenagers!

PollyFlint · 18/08/2017 17:40

Maybe two or three would make a light lunch. With about half a pound of butter. If they were really, really nice ones.

YANBU; one corn on the cob is really not a meal. I doubt your mum would serve a cup of sweetcorn to someone for lunch and nothing else, which is all you really get off a cob, so she's talking nonsense.

I also quite fancy a KFC now, which is weird because I don't even like KFC.

lotsofconfuse · 18/08/2017 17:43

We used to have it as a starter as kids!

lotsofconfuse · 18/08/2017 17:44

It won't fill you for long either as it's a vegetable. Throw some chicken, few chips and bit of coleslaw with it and then you're talking.

BeyondThePage · 18/08/2017 17:52

1 whole cob with 2 tablespoons of butter is over 300 calories.

Definitely fits a light lunch!

Dina1234 · 18/08/2017 17:55

It's a lazy meal.

2014newme · 18/08/2017 17:56

Was a starter in restaurants in the 80s.
As was melon and fruit juice

2014newme · 18/08/2017 17:57

@beyondthepage surely nobody eats 2 tablespoons of butter with a corn cob!

BeyondThePage · 18/08/2017 18:26

2014newme oh yesssss - cob, 2 tablespoons of butter (30g) crushed clove of garlic and a sprig of thyme, wrap in foil, put in oven for 45 min turning over often so the butter gets absorbed. At LEAST 2 tablespoons required!

2014newme · 18/08/2017 18:30

Heart attack on a cob!

ItsALardBaby · 18/08/2017 18:35

Is she the type to try competitive non eating?

mamalovesmojitos · 18/08/2017 18:39

Not a full meal.

I'm now craving hot, buttered corn on the cob....

Aventurine · 18/08/2017 18:48

Did she serve it as a meal when you were kids?

Motoko · 18/08/2017 18:53

I'm skinny and don't eat much due to lack of appetite, but I wouldn't consider a corn cob a meal. It's an accompaniment.

NotSuchASmugMarriedNow1 · 18/08/2017 21:40

That's really odd! It's also really odd that you didn't say "mum this isn't a meal it's just corn. Can we have something to go with it please"

Weedsnseeds1 · 18/08/2017 21:46

It's not a meal, it's a meal component
My mother once served me a single microwaved tinned tomato ( no bread) for lunch Confused

MammaTJ · 18/08/2017 22:14

It's a vegetable, a side dish!!

Bit of a dubious side dish, as I am sure it comes out exactly as it goes in, so has little to no nutritional value, but a side dish all the same!!

You need meat, protein of some sort anyway, with it and a carb, like chips or jacket spud to make it a meal!

Mysteriouscurle · 18/08/2017 22:23

Id be delighted to have corn on the cob as a starter but as a meal? Shock