To ask for help hinking of a suitable deterrent for people who put eyelashes on their car headlights

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What are they thinking? I just can't fathom the thought process behind it. Do they think it looks cute? Nope, makes you look like a knobber.

Passed a car earlier on the road and half the 'eyelashes' were hanging off and looked more shite than it normally does and it got me thinking that maybe a suitable deterrent would be to go round on a Saturday night in the wee hours and modify them so when their owners woke up on a Sunday it looked like their cars had been on a bender the night before and didn't look so 'cute'.. Smeared mascara up over the bonnet and a Hickey on the wheel hub?

Open to suggestions

Quite frankly, I think we should be at liberty to break their legs. And also for any other 'girly' shite they put on their cars. They're an embarrassment to women.

Ban them from owning a car?

I like them

I might get some now to go with my lil devil decal

Even i draw the line at powered by fairy dust tho

Maybe they are put on the car as a deterrent against their DS's using the car

What's not to like? Always makes me smile.

I don't know what can be done but there should be some sort of deterrent or punishment. Those eyelashes are creepy as hell.

I'd also like to include the vehicle mustaches I've started to see.

Moustaches?? Ffs, where will it end? Ear hair out of the rear view mirrors???

HD brows on the windscreen wipers?

Add plastic models of those creatures that live in your eyelashes (that have two penises).

ekphrasis eh?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demodex

I bought DH some eyelashes for his Porsche. He didn't put them on it.

Thanks a whole fucking lot, ekphrasis. I'd just managed to forget about the duel-penised monsters living in my eyelashes.

I actually quite like the moustache! Eyelashes, powered by fairy dust, bitch on board stuff is all shit though.

Ah sorry, they only have one penis.

Does the embarrassment to women line work if they're a man?
The only person I know with them on his car is a man. He is a makeup artist and it's his work car... he thinks they're great and they always make me smile 😂

Well thank goodness for that, I was a bit meh about two penised critters living on my eyes, but one penised critters ?No sweat.

Apparently they don't have anuses, they store up all their unwanted digestive stuff and leave it behind when they die. Utter charmers.

Yes I saw that too viques.

Just used that nugget on another thread , seemed appropriate.

(The cr"p thread)

I think it's ok if the car is a pos.
I put them on the half dead yellow VW Lupo I had as my first car along with a little dolphin and one of those stinking cardboard things in the shape of a flower on my rearview.
It was already absolutely hideous so I thought I might aswell and they cheered me up to no end.