Am I Realising That Such Cr"p Exists On This Group

[duracellred]

Is it just honestly me hearing 'woe is me, woe is me' on certain threads and then. 'what should I do because my future husband does not buy me a ring I liked' or 'my benefits are not enough to support us'. Geezzz

Did Justine ever come on and discuss her thongs?

I don't know about the rest but quite a few of those threads (especially the benefit ones) are heartbreaking. People counting down the exact pennies and If they can afford 1 or 2 bananas to feed their kids, that's not "woe is me" that genuinely upsetting and fundamentally what's wrong with capitalism and society.
But it's ok, OP, let's talk celebrity fanny waxes and vajazzles. Gtfo.

OP, stick this up your fanjo

"Did Justine ever come on and discuss her thongs?"

I don't think so - she's probably still on her 'holibobs'

How long before this thread gets deleted?
It has the potential...

@duracellred

That is cos they all is entitled cunts. Moan moan moan Glad you pointed it out D. They will behave themselves now.

Woe is me
That's why I'm changing my name

All the words are English but they're not necessarily in the right order.

maybe those responding do not know English grammar perhaps?

In the same sentance? And you are telling us how good your English is? Ok...

As the saying goes 'you are never so stupid as when you are trying to be smart'

Eyelash mites can't cr"p.

They spend their lives full of shit till they die.

There's a great analogy to be had there, if someone's got the energy.

I meant to do that to the 1st 2 lines.

I'm tired.

The standard of English poor is in this thread.

Is this real life?

Lweji

Are you really Yoda?

This is not the Jedi you're looking for.

Purple Ronnie, now there's a blast from the past.

Covfefe?

are you in need of attention OP - bless your little cotton socks

lois

... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a land slide, (of cr"p)

No escape from reality...

crap
shit
fuck

Donkey

I can't work it out either.

I'm back to moan. it's 5.15 and I've been awake since 4. I'm soooo tired but can't sleep. Woe is meee again...and don't remind me about the £490 for those bloody car repairs. Woe and quadruple woe.

I've just realised how much I want to stroke a manta ray ( mentioned in response earlier in the thread) An otter once nearly bit my fingers off ( my fault, stuck my hand through the wire fence) but because I liked The Smiths I had a massive cardy on which had long sleeves, and it got that instead. Dragged dangly sleeve through the bars and savaged it. I was really surprised!! It lured me in doing little chirrups and rubbing itself against the fence, asking for a stroke, but it was a cunning evil otter plan! I fell for it, and nearly paid in digits. Woe is me.

Terry Nutkins had two fingers bitten off by otters. Woe is he.

That otter does sound a cunning little bugger zvandelle. And poor Tezza Nutkins. Didn't know that! It took me a lot of psyching myself up to stroke the ray because I have a fish phobia. But I challenged myself and did it. They felt very soft and velvety and seemed to like being petted.