Am I Realising That Such Cr"p Exists On This Group

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Is it just honestly me hearing 'woe is me, woe is me' on certain threads and then. 'what should I do because my future husband does not buy me a ring I liked' or 'my benefits are not enough to support us'. Geezzz

You should read a book instead op.
Pride and Prejudice is good.

Sounds like a book weebarra

Whiny Poster and the Cauldron of Crap!

OP, you don't need "maybe" AND "perhaps" in the same sentence. You really don't...especially in a sentence slating somebody else's grammar.

Now run along, there's a dear.

Meta.

It's called Sarcasm

Quite like nit ranting

Have we to mix up the words until we get a sentence?

Did you mean crop? Too many crop threads. I didn't think there were a lot of farmers on here.
Or perhaps you really meant carp. Hmmm. I can imagine threads about fish would get dull if there were a lot of them. Koi carp are lovely fish though. There are some at a local garden centre and you can pay to feed them. My kids love that.

I'll defend the crop thread! There is quite a lot of 'Woe is me' as we drown under fucktons of cucumbers, courgettes and beans. As we fight against the slugs and blight. There is only one allotment thread as far as I know............

I'm just going to sneak another little whinge in. My cheese scones are doughy in the middle. Woe is me. And my scones.

Pooh what a good garden centre that lets you feed their carp cigars. I once stroked a manta ray. Not in the garden centre though.

I like the cauldron. (what did I miss?)
I already have a black cat and all.

I once fed an otter. Not in a garden centre either.

I fed a chamaeleon. Several times, in fact.

I'm tired and I want a glass of wine but I can't be bothered to go and get it. Woe is me definitely maybe perhaps.

Here endeth my whinge.

I'm on holiday with my mum and she seems to have got a cold.
I'm sure I feel my throat already playing up.
Whinge, whinge.

I'm massively pregnant, old and I've got pelvic arthropathy. Woe is definitely me. I'm a huge bundle of woe, anger and homicidal tendencies in a cr"p Purple Ronnie shape.

Was just thinking aibu was particularly harsh today, then this thread! Needed this laugh.
When did we become a cauldron?
Did I miss a memo?

H E L P !
I can't find my smallest violin!

is a Cauldron of Hate!!! here you go Lewji

Sorry that didn't work, non clicky link as the site seems to not like 'Mumsnet' in the link
Mumsnet is a Cauldron of Hate!!!

Sparkling you can moan about nits.
Nits are shits for sure.

Ahhhhhh

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3007338-mumsnet-is-a-cauldron-of-hate

Going off to read it.

Yeah nits are pretty cr"p especially in Groups.

Eyelash mites can't cr"p.

They spend their lives full of shit till they die.