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There is no way I would ever.....

116 replies

MyheartbelongstoG · 14/08/2017 20:38

Just for fun Smile

Pick up a spider

Get on a rollercoaster

Stand naked in front of my boyfriend with my boobs hanging lol

What about you?

OP posts:
amermaideindesguise · 15/08/2017 01:23

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IloveBanff · 15/08/2017 01:35

Tinkerbec You've never eaten chicken or turkey?

pieceofpurplesky · 15/08/2017 02:03

Eat slugs (thanks for the image martini)
Be in the same room as an earwig
Vote Tory/Ukip/BNP
Drink coffee

Want2bSupermum · 15/08/2017 02:17

Take drugs, wax my neither regions, zero rear activity for me and absolutely non to eel. It's a delicacy in Denmark and my in laws make a big song and dance about serving it up. I'm not pregnant this year so need to find a new excuse (or get them an eel eating cat!).

yorkshireyummymummy · 15/08/2017 02:57

Eat dog in Korea or anywhere frankly. Or horse.

Start smoking again.

Go down on a woman.

Camp in a tent.

Have a Brazillian.

Have unpainted toenails.

Do a Ouija board.

Have group sex.

Go pot holing.

Drink absinthe ( only did it once. I genuinely meant the ' never again')

Change my favourite colour from red.

Not love decorating the house at Christmas

Stop loving my daughter.
Plus about thirty billion other things!!

MeredithLogue · 15/08/2017 04:01

Go to North Korea
Eat tripe
Be a naturist
Forgive my narc colleague for cuntish behaviour

Garlicansapphire · 15/08/2017 04:01

Similarly would never parachute jump without the plane being on fire. But I did go in a helicopter in the Grand Canyon and loved it.

I will never knowingly eat avocado, have another period, go dogging, go to a musical, eat a boiled egg, kiss a cat, join a religious cult, stop swearing. Or go back with any of my exes. And I won't put up with any game playing shits.

Dustbunny1900 · 15/08/2017 04:31

Go skydiving or on a roller coaster. No thanks!

Do "water sports" or scat stuff

Live in a city.

Get another sunburn

Other than that, I never say never. I'm up for most things

Devonishome1 · 15/08/2017 05:10

Never get drunk😀

EmmyInTheSticks · 15/08/2017 06:04

Have a pixie cut
Watch a Disney film
Have a wood burner
Eat from KFC

MyheartbelongstoG · 15/08/2017 10:59

I would also never eat meat in a sandwich. Ham, turkey, chicken etc.

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AnnabelleLecter · 15/08/2017 11:14

Go Camping/skiing
Eat mushy peas
Volunteer to go on stage
Touch a slug
Wear beige elasticated waist anything

nina2b · 15/08/2017 11:19

Be in the same building as a snake
Do a parachute or bungee jump
Eat snails

nina2b · 15/08/2017 11:30

Have a child.
Eat sushi
Eat steak tartare
Eat tofu
Eat smelly goats cheese
Be near a snake-like fish like an eel -
horrors
Go on a roller coaster
Do another degree or any exams again ever
Have another Landrover
Have unnecessary surgery - like cosmetic
Hurt an animal

nina2b · 15/08/2017 11:31

Have a piercing
Have a tattoo
Wear fake nail things

ZuriWanders · 15/08/2017 11:36

Go scuba-diving

Skydive

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