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There is no way I would ever.....

116 replies

MyheartbelongstoG · 14/08/2017 20:38

Just for fun Smile

Pick up a spider

Get on a rollercoaster

Stand naked in front of my boyfriend with my boobs hanging lol

What about you?

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neveradullmoment99 · 14/08/2017 21:10

Go gliding or use a parachute.
Bungee jump
Eat a bug
Go caving

Llanali · 14/08/2017 21:11

You and me @llamacorn , balls before brains!

LockedOutOfMN · 14/08/2017 21:11

I think all of these!

Skydive
Bungee jump
Hold a snake
Get a tattoo
Go camping

frumpety · 14/08/2017 21:11

Kill anyone , it is an occupational hazard that I studiously avoid like the plague .

Oh and potholing or spelunking , absolutely no fucking way !

Llamacorn · 14/08/2017 21:12

😂😂 motto to live by!

2wild · 14/08/2017 21:12

Go skinny dipping

TheLuminaries · 14/08/2017 21:12

Go to a football match

Have a spray tan and/or fake nails

Eat seafood/molluscs/crustaceans

Watch Britains got Talent/Strictly/other 'talent' shows

Go in a hot air balloon

RatOnnaStick · 14/08/2017 21:13

Eat Marmite
Camp again
Be tidy Blush

SpeckledyHen · 14/08/2017 21:13

Touch a dog or let one in my house
Smoke
Holiday at an AI resort
Eat strawberry jam

thereallochnessmonster · 14/08/2017 21:15

Eat jellied eels
Skydive/hang glide/do anything high up
Touch a big spider
Watch I'm a Celebrity or TOWIE
Go to a hotel on holiday

Cantusethatname · 14/08/2017 21:20

camp
eat a cooked breakfast
eat a curry
get a tattoo
marry a man who said no children at the wedding

MelsMam · 14/08/2017 21:20

Get a tattoo.
Vote Tory.
Hold a snake.
Be a sycophant (arse kisser).
Agree with people having large families.
Agree with gender self-identification.
Believe a man without female reproductive organs and the ability to menstruate and be pregnant is biologically a female.
Be such an rude, sociopathic arsehole, like certain individuals I know are.

brightlightceiling · 14/08/2017 21:20

Eat an oyster
Bungee jump

TealStar · 14/08/2017 21:21

Things I have never done and have no intention of ever doing:

Bungee jump
Parachute jump
Sleep alone in a haunted house
Pick up a snail
Eat oysters
Go on a skiing holiday during February half term in France

Things I have done but have no intention of ever doing again:

Go potholing
Abseil or jump off a high cliff (the latter into water obviously)
One night stand
Giving birth
Going to an all night rave

CoughLaughFart · 14/08/2017 21:23

Try scat.

user1495390685 · 14/08/2017 21:23

Become a vegetarian again:-)

MrsEricBana · 14/08/2017 21:23

Go to Dubai
Go potholing
Eat melon

DidyouseeEthel · 14/08/2017 21:24

Get in a lift.

Grilledaubergines · 14/08/2017 21:24

I could never

Live in the countryside
Stroke a cat
Become vegetarian
Drink whiskey - the smell alone makes me heave

Farmerswife4life1984 · 14/08/2017 21:25

Have anal sex

SukiPutTheEarlGreyOn · 14/08/2017 21:26

Boil a lobster
Jog in a boob tube
Do this walk on mount Huashan
m.youtube.com/watch?v=KbtZfzxX44o

PennySillin · 14/08/2017 21:27

Go to a boxing match
Be a police officer
Eat black pudding
Touch a rat - or even look at one

Violetcharlotte · 14/08/2017 21:27

Bungee jump
Go caving
Hold a snake
Go on a reality TV show

Mightywease · 14/08/2017 21:29

Vote Tory
Buy The Sun
Iron hankies

SouthernComforts · 14/08/2017 21:29

Let a slug slither on me.