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There is no way I would ever.....

116 replies

MyheartbelongstoG · 14/08/2017 20:38

Just for fun Smile

Pick up a spider

Get on a rollercoaster

Stand naked in front of my boyfriend with my boobs hanging lol

What about you?

OP posts:
SouthernComforts · 14/08/2017 21:30

Camp in a tent

MadameJosephine · 14/08/2017 21:30

Vote Tory
Skydive
Get married again
Wax my fanjo

themueslicamel · 14/08/2017 21:35

Be condescending to anyone
(That means talk down to people) 😏

mbb1 · 14/08/2017 21:46

Holiday in the Lake District in August in the rain ever ever again

sparechange · 14/08/2017 21:58

Be 'bling'
Go camping
Be vegan for any length of time
Like cats

MozzchopsThirty · 14/08/2017 22:06

Get on a flight without drinking lots first

Get back with any ex

Speak to the cunts across the road again

Crikeyblimey · 14/08/2017 22:09

Lots already mentiomed but if someone held a gun to my head or threatened harm to ds, I'd probably manage to iron a hankie (just).

Girty999 · 14/08/2017 22:19

Kiss a chicken
Listen to Paul McCartney
Piss on my ex mil if she was on fire x

doomf · 14/08/2017 22:52

Watch Game of Thrones

Nestofvipers · 14/08/2017 23:10

Go to Las Vegas
Have a pet rat
Do karaoke

MumBod · 14/08/2017 23:20

Go on a hen night.
Go to Blackpool.
Go anywhere near a rat.
Eat Spam.
Have a one night stand (not judging, I just couldn't).
Go on a massive rollercoaster.
Go to York/London Dungeon.
Take hard drugs.
Have anything but my eyebrows waxed.
Eat kebab meat.
Read anything written by Jeffery Archer.

halfbuffy · 14/08/2017 23:20

Go pot holing
Get in a box of spiders
Knowingly eat marzipan

toffee1000 · 14/08/2017 23:21

Live in the countryside.
Any kind of sexual activity involving my rear end. Nothing goes near there unless it's loo roll or (God forbid) a doctor having to perform some sort of procedure.
Vote Tory.
Read Fifty Shades of Shite.
Have a dog of my own.
Go backpacking in the middle of Bumfuck Nowhere.
Become a politician/MP.

Whiterabbitears · 14/08/2017 23:21

I would never...

Have sex with Nigel Farage

Jump out of a plane by choice
Vote Tory
Eat black kidney/liver
Ride a motorbike
Wear a bikini in public
Wear jeans, with my arse no way!

Whiterabbitears · 14/08/2017 23:22

Black kidney? Black pudding

theluckiest · 14/08/2017 23:25

Aw, rats are cute and cuddly! The fancy pet ones that is, not the bubonic plague carrying, sewer-type ones of course.

Slugs however are the devil's own creature. I shall never voluntarily touch one.

I will never eat a snail.
Watch any of the Human Centipede movies.
Be a size 10 again Sad
Go scuba diving

YoungChowFriedRice · 14/08/2017 23:27

Vote Tory
Never

MumBod · 14/08/2017 23:27

I would also never

Go skiing
Go potholing or caving
Ride in a helicopter or on a motorbike
Go to a football match

Mum2OneTeen · 14/08/2017 23:53

Get a tattoo, own a cat, do public speaking, bungee jump, sky dive, go scuba diving, eat meat.

Obviously I'm a wimp!

pp2017 · 15/08/2017 00:08

Realising I've already done about 90% of this thread 😂😂😂

Pick up a spider with my bear hands, aside from that I'll give anything a go once - can't knock it unless you've tried it 😉

ScarletForYa · 15/08/2017 00:21

Give birth vaginally, (too terrified)
Also spelunking/potholing as pp said.
Eat brains or any offal.
Work in a corporate setting ever again.
Enjoy exercise (I've tried)

blacksax · 15/08/2017 00:29

Let a dog lick my face
Eat whelks
Wear leather trousers
Walk on hot coals
Voluntarily approach a slug

TooSleepyToCare · 15/08/2017 00:43

Aww, not a lot of love for dogs on here tonight.

I'd never... Do the majority of stuff already mentioned tbh. Plus... Have another DC, take drugs, smoke a cigarette, touch a slug/snail with my bare hands (had to use some kitchen tongs tonight to evict a snail from my greenhouse!)

Apocalyptichorsewoman · 15/08/2017 00:49

Go caving /potholing, date a married man, have anal sex, eat celery...

toffee1000 · 15/08/2017 01:15

I do like dogs toosleepy. I just wouldn't own one. I don't think I'd be any cop at training it and having to continually do so. (This may also be affected by the fact that we owned a dog who was an utter nightmare; tried two behaviourists and all sorts of stuff but had to eventually PTS as my mother could hardly sleep or eat through worry.)
I wouldn't watch a horror film. I like being able to sleep at night! Also wouldn't smoke or do drugs.