To think MNers need to see this today

[BeakersofNaiceHam]

It's been a tough week at MNHQ and the gin cupboard is almost bare. Am I wrong in thinking long term MNers will feel better for seeing this and remembering what a helpful lot we can be.

Dragon butter. Oh Lord. I did Google that and now can never erase that mental image. Bleurgh.

Ha ha I knew it would be the bat.

People are definitely much less funny/up for a laugh these days. Sigh.

I saw Chaos on a thread the t'other day. She's a good egg :)

Might as well google blue waffle while you're at it.

I miss Chaos's twat phone.

We haven't had a roll call for ages either.

NEVER google dragonbutter

Not that I know who anybody is with all the namechanging.

Including me

I remember the first time I read about blue waffle on here and googled it, screamed and DH looked over to what I was reading he was like "wtf"

Oh gawd, googling dragon butter was what taught me to never google anything suggested on MN

I still don't know what blue waffle is and I don't wanna!

Was it Chaos whose toaster and kettle had a fight or something?
Or eloped together?

There was something involving small kitchen appliances...

I had forgotten about the twat phone

Them were the days

That sounds familiar, Pacific.

Ahh, Chaos' twat phone...

POST ONCE FOR YES AND 17 TIMES FOR NO!

Chaos' toaster got kidnapped and held hostage. It's in classics but the thread is like Swiss cheese and all the photos are gone.

Aw I thought it was going to be a proper old time whimsical thread from the days before pictures and diagrams.

Still, at least it's believable.

I just knew not to click the link.

The kitchen things fetish was the first thread I came upon.

I've gone quite misty-eyed.

Aaah the bat
Good times man

I've been here forever and have never got the bat joke, I see stuff like this a cliquey shite I cant be bothered with.

What happened to the MN Class Bear though?

Ah the bat. Hah.

yy class bear never reappeared. Someone STOLE him.

#smeagol

Kidnapped! Of course , the toaster was kidnapped!
What else would befall a toaster?

I don't 'get' the bat either, but it makes me laugh.
And I now know it's called Soupy. After the MNer who put the MN jumper on it.
Yes, I am easily amused, makes for a happy life, I find.

The other day on the "leaving the children at home in the summer holidays " thread, somebody posted that the children might google "dragon butter" if left unsupervised.

Can't stand the 'been here for years, but nc'd - cancel the cheque, penis beaker, muai' etc

Makes me roll my eyes as though oh I am worthier than newer posters. I deserve the advice cos I've been here for years and possess lots of knowledge.