KYLE THE SAFE CRACKER FANS COME THIS WAY!

[2017SoFarSoGood]

Here you are. Phew.

This safe is sooooooooo gonna be empty.

I really thought we'd be open mouthed at the contents. Kyle now has hundreds of women around the world hating him lol

FFS Kyle! You should tell him how many people he has let down.

Nooooooooo!

What ever will be in the safe will be an anti climax.

Greenifer I feel you.

And the real Ken could probably have done it by cracking the combination, and not had to destroy the safe!!

Noooo. You've paid him all that money. Next week is not an acceptable time scale.

Just remembered you've not paid him yet. Give him half but with the proviso that he comes back tomorrow!!

Petition to get MNHQ to change the title to say Kyle the safe cracker haters.

Aw OP I feel so bad for you - don't worry x we'll be here next week 😉

Next week?? Noooo!

Can't you just take an axe to it?

Sweet baby Jesus. I cannot cope. Kyle must take a long hard look at himself. Letting the mumsnet massive down.

Thank you for updating us all OP!

Kyle on the other hand, is absolutely on my shit list. I miss you Safe Cracker Ken.

Thank you so much, this thread entertained me and my son while waiting in a&e. Absolutely gutted that the safe isn't open yet, but will try and patiently wait for further updates!

Shauri hope you are both ok. Such a frightening place. Sending you 💐

Arrghh ... can't be waitin a week 🤞

I don't mind about the safe not being opened yet but only because whip delighted me with a pic of Kyle.
I miss him.

Now if you has THAT Kyle on the job with Kellys Kyle aka Charlene that safe would've been opened for sure!!

I knew this wouldn't come to anything...

Op if I was there I'd be ready to just use my teeth and snap it right open

I woke up far too early for that update? 😭 kyle you are a knob i tell you! Call yourself a safecracker?! Pffft 😂

Nooooooooooooo. I fell asleep, woke up a couple of hours later and started checking for exciting update then fell asleep before making it to the end.
And now I'm awake again at silly o'clock and this is how I'm rewarded? Fuck you, Kyle.

Bloody Kyle...

I just know that safe is going to be empty...