What are the funniest things that have ever happened to you?

[IDoDaChaCha]

OK, we had a rant and it was cathartic, cheered me up also made me think of more humorous things that have happened and made me wonder about yours? One red nose day a guy dressed as Austin Powers was sauntering down the street, complete with mouthguard style teeth. He passed me and a very elderly lady walking near me and said "yeah, baby". The elderly lady was just staring at him open mouthed as if he were an alien clearly hadn't seen the film. What stuff has happened to you/youve seen that tickled you and still makes you laugh/grin now?

When I gave birth to my pfb I was awake most of the night afterwards, quite shellshocked. While trying to get to grips with feeding her at some ungodly hour, I glanced at the security notices above the bed and realised it said 'All staff will carry indentity badgers'
At first I thought I'd misread it in my tiredness, but no, it actually did say badgers. I howled with laughter. When I mentioned it to the midwives they said I was the first person to notice (it was news to them too) and they'd been up for ages... I only have to think of identity badgers and I get the giggles. And that pfb is now 11.