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Come all ye Safe Crackers - AIBU to move without opening it?

999 replies

2017SoFarSoGood · 01/08/2017 17:52

Fool that I am, I chose AIBU for my first post. Eek! Here goes.

15 years ago we moved into our beautiful home. In the downstairs room (family room I guess) there is a large walk-in closet. In the back of that closet, to the right, there is another smaller closet, without a door. The bottom 3 feet is raised, and carpeted, oddly. Hardwood floors everywhere but there. DH poked around, and lo and behold: the raised floor (I shall draw a diagram if I this thread gets any interest - I know it is a prerequisite in circumstances such as these) lifts up! It is a carpet covered fake floor covering A LOCKED SAFE. A rather large, locked safe. Locked tight. It is built into the cupboard.

So here's my AIBU. Is it unreasonable to spend $500 or so to have a locksmith come crack it? We are preparing to sell up, and could find lots of other things to do with that money. We could leave it for the new owners to open, but where is the fun in that? On the other hand, what if it has even one thing of wonder (or value) locked inside?

Would you crack it?

Wou ld you take bets on what lives inside?

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Funko · 04/08/2017 06:18

@SchadenfreudePersonified

I blumming ❤️ you, I do!!

LindyHemming · 04/08/2017 06:27

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picklemepopcorn · 04/08/2017 07:00

Feverishly working out the time zones.... argh...

steppemum · 04/08/2017 07:13

schadenfreude - you are amazing.

TOMORROW???!!!!

he can't come tomorrow, I am leaving early in the morning and will be gone for a WEEK!

I cannot stand the suspense....

kali110 · 04/08/2017 07:17

Omg tomorrow has to come quickly!!!
How did your dh miss this for 15 years??

namechangedforthisreply · 04/08/2017 07:43

Please please please let safe guy work his magic!

SnickersWasAHorse · 04/08/2017 07:46

So today, time zones not withstanding, we have the council coming for CFN in the dog grooming parking dispute, we have the head planning person coming for the CFN and the patio doors, and now we have the safe opening man coming.

Will MN be able to cope?

MrsStinkey · 04/08/2017 07:46

shamelessly placemarking. Too invested not to!

TheGirlWhoLovedTomGordon · 04/08/2017 07:53

😀

retainertrainer · 04/08/2017 08:06

Placemarking too!

PurpleDragon76 · 04/08/2017 08:14

OMG. Friday, this day, could be the golden hat trick of MN all awesome threads!! I may have wee'd a tiny bit but then that happens quite frequently after child birth

Badcat666 · 04/08/2017 08:19

Shamelessly place marking as away for weekend and NEED to know what's in the box!!!!!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/08/2017 08:39

AN AIRPORT
SOMEWHERE IN AMERICA

“I are Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, Flashbastard President of Russia - this my loyal henchman, Vanka Simonovitch Yevtushenko”.

“I are here meet you President Pump” “Trump” “Trump - thank you Vanka - remind to properly show you appreciation later for you publicly humiliate and degrade me in front of minor capitalist official, hahahaha

“Hahahaha”

“What y’all hyah see the President about?”

“We old pals! Have much things common! He have many wife - I have bloodsucking leech who still uses Kremlin for Tupperware parties; he build wall keep people out - I like keep people in; he dangerous narcissistic egoist - I dangerous murderous psychopath; he fat, baldy red-face twat, I buff as fuck! Is purely catch-up social call. Have Vwodka, eat hotdog, chat about kids - you know - Guy Stuff”

“Is right - is nothing about gold. Not even tiny bit.” "Comrade - what if is Ann Summers stuff from when you and Mrs P -"

“Excuse he. He is very unwell soon.

“President’s son play with our Russian boys. They have much harmless fun! We dads get together - whose boy is tallest, who get most girls, who has most money - is a dad thing.”

“Hahahahaha”

“Hahahahaha”

AlltheGinJoints · 04/08/2017 08:45

Schadenfreude absolute gold! Have you linked it from CFN better call planning thread?

DH WFH today and happily anticipating transcript from surveillance tapes of the showdown between the Russians and the American safe cracker - will they beat him to it? Will OP and her DH be safe? Has anyone let SpanGran know?

OP what time is safe man coming? I think you're eight hours behind us, I need to do the maths!

MuddyMoose · 04/08/2017 08:54

Shamelessly place marking!

greentreeseverywhere · 04/08/2017 08:56

iv just used the bookmark feature but will placemark too a I'm.not sure what bookmark actually does 😂

ItsNachoCheese · 04/08/2017 08:56

Placemarking to read later

Veronicat · 04/08/2017 08:59

@SchadenfreudePersonified Grin

CarolsSecretCookieRecipe · 04/08/2017 09:02

placemarking :)

BoreOfWhabylon · 04/08/2017 09:04

Schadenfreude If you don't write for a living you should!

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! It's Super-Friday!!!

laura1206 · 04/08/2017 09:06

This may be the best day of my life!

WineAndTiramisu · 04/08/2017 09:13

This is going to be a very exciting day, I'm glad I'm on nights, can follow real time updates, who needs sleep?! Grin

RestingBitchFaced · 04/08/2017 09:19

Bet it's empty (blatant placemark)

saffronwblue · 04/08/2017 09:24

Watching with obsessive interest.

Polter · 04/08/2017 09:34