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Come all ye Safe Crackers - AIBU to move without opening it?

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2017SoFarSoGood · 01/08/2017 17:52

Fool that I am, I chose AIBU for my first post. Eek! Here goes.

15 years ago we moved into our beautiful home. In the downstairs room (family room I guess) there is a large walk-in closet. In the back of that closet, to the right, there is another smaller closet, without a door. The bottom 3 feet is raised, and carpeted, oddly. Hardwood floors everywhere but there. DH poked around, and lo and behold: the raised floor (I shall draw a diagram if I this thread gets any interest - I know it is a prerequisite in circumstances such as these) lifts up! It is a carpet covered fake floor covering A LOCKED SAFE. A rather large, locked safe. Locked tight. It is built into the cupboard.

So here's my AIBU. Is it unreasonable to spend $500 or so to have a locksmith come crack it? We are preparing to sell up, and could find lots of other things to do with that money. We could leave it for the new owners to open, but where is the fun in that? On the other hand, what if it has even one thing of wonder (or value) locked inside?

Would you crack it?

Wou ld you take bets on what lives inside?

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CremeFresh · 03/08/2017 20:59

They're about 5 ish hours behind us . Plenty of time to get up and phone a safe smashing company.

CremeFresh · 03/08/2017 21:00

I hope this doesn't go the same way as other MN safe opening threads.

Bobbiepin · 03/08/2017 21:02

I've just read 12 pages and nothing! Shamelessly placemarking. I have to know.

emwithme · 03/08/2017 21:11

This is absolutely NOT a shameless placemark

I must now go because my pants are on fire.

itsmehi · 03/08/2017 21:22

ISITOPENYET?!!!!!

PoorYorick · 03/08/2017 21:24

Just take an axe to it!

Tickyboovicki · 03/08/2017 21:25

Shameless placemarking!

Mumsnut · 03/08/2017 21:32

Blatant place mark ...

SarahS2404 · 03/08/2017 21:34

@mummyrabbitpeppapig I'm in the uk too. The suspense is killing me! Thought it's taking my mind off the fact that I'm 3 days overdue & my baby still isn't here!

northernlites · 03/08/2017 21:35

Russians...
...I'm now thinking Faberge egg, yo can still give up work and live life of Riley

Ghjklf · 03/08/2017 21:38

I hope it's not boobytrapped. It's a thing apparently ....

Iazarus · 03/08/2017 21:41

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CheeseAndBeans · 03/08/2017 21:41

Wahhh I was so hoping you had managed to open it. Hurry up locksmith!!

AdoraBell · 03/08/2017 21:42

Gotta be opened.

loaferloveforyou · 03/08/2017 21:53

Oh god, the OP isn't coming back is she?!? Have I been had again?!?

Bagely · 03/08/2017 21:53

Shamelessly placemarking. Grin

2017SoFarSoGood · 03/08/2017 22:16

I'm back! SkinnyAssBastardWithoutEnoughShitstoGiveDH has finally got someone to take a frickin' message!!!!!! They will call to 'arrange a time to come look" for a mere $90. YES. COME NOW. I'm sure DH hummed and hawed. I shall have the come look if I have to pay in flesh. Praying for fast call back.

Sorry. Locksmiths are apparently on vacation - other than my (to be) lovely SparklyUnicornNewSkinnyDHComingviaMail Grin

Quote of the day from my house: ' I think this fixation is getting out of hand.'

All you US MNers be ready to testify on my behalf. it was totally provoked. You are all witnesses.

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WooWooSister · 03/08/2017 22:17

I don't think I can cope if this goes the way of the Victorian safe thread
Wine < raspberry vodka
Gin < clear vodka with flakes of gold

Oysterbabe · 03/08/2017 22:27

She will never return.

2017SoFarSoGood · 03/08/2017 22:29

I'm here. waiting now for phone call.

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heateallthebuns · 03/08/2017 22:30

Ooooo so intriguing!

LimitedSedition · 03/08/2017 22:31

That doesn't look like gun safe. In my (limited) experience in the states they're usually easier access so you can get hold of it quick to get the zombies that are likely to be invading your house!

RTKangaMummy · 03/08/2017 22:33

Ok is there a reason why you can't try to drill thru the door with heavy duty power tools that you hire from DIY hire company?

I expect you could get thru the door with powerful enough tools

Or like in films shoot the bloomin door off with high powered gun?

It is only a small safe but set into huge block of concrete

TheHobbitMum · 03/08/2017 22:33

Shamelessly placemarking :D

SchadenfreudePersonified · 03/08/2017 22:33

AN AIRCRAFT
SOMEWHERE OVER THE CAUCASUS

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"Let me see, let me see . . . AIBU be pissed off . . . AIBU push MIL off cliff . . . AIBU move safe without open . . . What this?"

"VANKA! VANKA!!!! Read - READ - What you think? You think what I think?"

"I here" "What read?"

"Here - read - read!"

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