CFNE Parking wars 2

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Starting this just in case :-)

Just as well it's quiet at work this week

Had an industrious morning planned, but a parking thread is far more satisfying

I've just read the entire first thread. I was going to take DC to the park today, but I've developed severe FOMO

Just chilling here....ehem....not placemarking at all

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What did you reply to the neighbour? Is there any chance the tyres could be found? (a.k.a could your neighbour look in your garage/shed without permission?)

Settles in with and

@anecdouche: I'm thinking the same. I hope that it's all ok

Parking firmly in OP's thread. A neighbour said I could.

(FWIW I don't even care if this is true/fake/exaggerated/plot research for novel, because I am enjoying the saga.)

Anyone got this running through their minds in a gruff american male voice...

"Coming in the next episode of CFNE parking wars

who took the tyres....?
where are the tyres....?
What will CFNE say....?
What will CFN say....?
Where's army dad and Mrs Jolly when you need them...?

After these messages..."

*If they do go to the police about the tyres the police will come round and question op and will ask to have a look around.

It's going to look very suspicious if you say no or insist on a warrant you would be within your rights too but it will still look "off"*

If the police came round I can imagine the tyres might well reappear not necessarily back on the car but in neat little pile next to it maybe?! therefore the crime of stolen tyres would not have happened! They just wouldn't be on the car, I'd like to think the police have better things to do to be honest.

Place marking in the new thread

Omg. I'm at Heathrow and have been reading these posts all the way here.....I hope this completes before I fly. I can't stand 10 hours without knowing

Not place marking for updates

By the way theft is only theft if you have the intention of permanently depriving the owner of the item. If you always fully intended to give them back then it's not theft. No crime committed. Unless you damaged the car taking them off.

This is so exciting

I am sure the tires will be returned when convienient and the police will not be interested in borrowed tires. The most they will do is tell you to return them, no one is going to get arrested over something so silly. They have much better things to do!

but a formal charge or prosecution will not see the light of day.

I'd like to think the police have better things to do to be honest.

Yes, they do. As do the courts.

Just installing a penguin bollard to save my space 🐧

Place marking/Parking

I'm all agog!

Just parking up here 🚗🚗🚗

😂

As your CFNE is refusing to communicate with you face to face I would communicate via their business social media. You don't have to elude to anything. Simply state the situation and that the CFNE is causing problems to the neighbourhood and exactly when are they planning to return your property to you. Any response will only make them look worse, unless it is immediate apology and removal of car and informing customers to be considerate in their parking.