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...highlighting my vulva!?

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Prideinmyplace2 · 24/07/2017 23:35

My first thread, so please bear with me.

AIBU to ask what in the world is going on when there's a new product launching this Thursday to highlight vulvas (Not Volvos)!?

I think it's called PerfectV and it's certainly not for victory. Not for women anyway. I understand it's supposed to be some sort of beauty product that helps sort your V out after all the waxing, piercing, vajewelling, etc that goes on down there!

Is it healthy to highlight vulvas? I doubt it very much...

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tb · 28/07/2017 15:39

There's always the cheaper version - does anyone remember the thread about the poster who give herself a good wash with a flannel before a smear test?

I seem to remember that the gp remarked on her making a special effort, only for her to find - on returning home - that her DD, for some reason or other, had hidden her stash of glitter in the flannel. It ended up adorning the mnetter's pubes.

OhLaVache · 28/07/2017 17:20

tb old school twat glitter. Love it! Grin

Ippydippyskyblue · 28/07/2017 18:00

Flippin' heck! Whatever made some sad soul think about that?!

I wonder if the person who actually designed the initial idea, is a man or a woman, exactly, come to that. No pun intended😂🤔. I'd be fascinated to know and ask them as to why the 'eck they designed this product? Can men use it too, OP?

What will these people who design think of next. I wonder how they describe their job title too🤔? The more I think of it, I can just think of yet more questions...

One thing I'm sure of, is that I'm staying 'au natural'. I can think of much better ways to spend money on and is far more appealing and appreciated by DH. Take me out to dinner... 😉

SplodgyNurdle · 31/07/2017 15:01

Thanks for the giggles everyone. And a great subject raising important issues too.
Marketing world and beauty product companies should back the F away from our vulvas!

Considering a lot of men don't know where they are, am surprised some corporate marketing director (usually male of course, and paid more than a woman if she were lucky to get the job) came up with this!

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